Our Story begins as our heroes survey the mean streets of HockeyTown USA! Brettman and Johnny Storm have sworn to rid the city of the scourge caused by Poison Andrew and The Ward Skull who have released a Killer Covid strain on the city! KA-BLAM!
Mild-mannered Matt Murdock was at home at the time, washing his hair, unaware of the threat.... But before Jaredevil has a chance to put on his skin-tight superhero spanks...POW! The Killer Covid Strikes! Right in the knee! KERPLOP!
Unable to join the rest of our heroes in action, he holds down the fort by manning the phones at HQ while the rest of the team springs into action!
Perhaps they were too cocky thinking that they could escape the gruesome effects of the Cerveza Plague but... WHAM! late Sunday night (or was it early Monday morning?) it hit them like a ton of bricks! ZLAPP!
It was a CULLING of EPIC proportions!! First, Brettman goes down hard with a jolt to the batboys! BLAMM-O! Like the rest of the world affected by the Killer Covid, though, he made a 50% recovery in no time! YIPEE!
But that bad MOJO would not stop!! As soon as Brettman goes down... BIFF! Captain Bremerica catches a Colossal COVID Crippling Crack straight in the hamstring! EEE-YOW! Shoulda worn some Anti-Covid Compression Slacks! BAH!
Soon thereafter, our heroes catch a slight break as Brettman's Crushing COVID strain travels to Poison Andrew like an arrow who suffers the same Nutcracking effects! ZONK!
Later, our brick-walled hero Ghost Riley has his right hand slapped by a Covid Chop that nearly takes him out! KABLOOEY! At least there are no fatalities! Or are there?!?!?
WAIT! ... One of our heroes has FALLEN!! Iggy, A.K.A, The Incredible Bulk has been mortally wounded! He is gone!! (Or he was fine but no one noticed that he was there)....It is hard to track all the damage that the Killer Covid causes!! KA-SLAMMMMO!
Is this the end for our heroes? Who is left to fight for Justice and Defend HockeyTown?? Tune in next week to find out!!!!!! BLAP!!!
EDIT: *sigh* I guess we need a reference point in here:
wikipedia link
Action Shots
DATE: 03/08/20
| rank | Player | Goals | Assists | Points | Games | Wins | GW | GWA | Team Goals | GA |
|---|
| 1 | John R | 6 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
| 2 | Andrew | 7 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 12 |
| 3 | Mike M | 2 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 10 |
| 4 | Brett | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
| 5 | Teddy N | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 12 |
| 6 | MVW | 0 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 12 |
| 7 | Brendon | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
| 8 | Reggie | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
| 9 | Chris N | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 12 |
| 10 | Ignads | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 12 |
| 11 | Chris Y | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 12 |
| 12 | Lee S | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 10 |
| rank | Goalie | Games | Wins | Win % | GA | GAA | Shutouts |
|---|
| 1 | Steve F | 3 | 2 | 66.67% | 10 | 3.33 | 0 |
| 2 | Dave | 3 | 1 | 33.33% | 12 | 4.00 | 0 |
