Monday, May 19, 2008

Stats Updated

I’ve updated the stats and added 3 new categories, two of which to measure defense (on both the Season and Career pages). There’s Team GA, Team GF, and Differential. I finally sent that picture of an Ostrich to the bottom of the page, that thing was freaking me out. Also added a new poll

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

To ensure good line changes, a whistle should be used

Anonymous said...

2 minute rule!!

Anonymous said...

Whatever, blow the whistle every 2 minutes.

Anonymous said...

The whistle disrupts the game flow. The way I’d do it is:

4 subs
3 forwards change with same person. You yell at your guy when he starts dragging his but. The other guy rotates with the D. Works like clockwork.

5 subs
Everybody changes with the same guy. Team captain arranges that a strong player change with a weaker player.

This is stuff champions are born with. You can’t get this stuff anywhere else, trust me I know!

I know some of you guys realize that you playing with semi pros disguised as amateurs.

Anonymous said...

How does a whistle disrupt the flow? Do you watch professional hockey? You dont see a defenceman at his bench going: "hey, hey, you, no, not you, him you, my turn my turn!"

please.

Anonymous said...

Read the post carefully goofball… or more playfully put hockey ball.

Someone said blow the whistle every 2 minutes! That can and will disrupt plays!

Anonymous said...

Good evening, this is Dr. J with you monday injury report.

Brett- Diagnosed with a "minor headache". Given his prior injuries, the prognosis is doubtful for the immediate future. Expect a return sometime in July.

Jared- Really got banged up in the collision with Brett. Diagnosed with a "deep upper thigh contusion". Given his mental a physical toughness, he's probable for the upcoming week.

Ron Leger- Has a lingering groin injury, although it's been a month now. Given the age, it's unsure IF or WHEN he will recover. Doubtful.

J Riley- The iron-man of saugus hockey has a mild to moderate ankle sprain. Don't expect him to miss any time.

Borges- Considering the play yesterday, there must be an injury. We'll list him as questionable for now until we have more information.

Anonymous said...

So, a whisle will disrupt the "flow" for only one reason: you said so. Oh, okay. Maybe some people want to take long shifts to get their money's worth. Yeah, the whistle will disrupt the cash "flow".

Anonymous said...

Red Wings in the Finals!!!

Anonymous said...

how about people run as hard as they can until they are about to throw up, like your suppose to do!
and then change.

Anonymous said...

Ok Brendon, i'm fixin the html now but im not seeing the mispelling. I see it in the link but i dont see where it is on the page. The link on the homepage and the title were spelled right so im not sure what you are looking at.

Anonymous said...

Of course you shouldn't blow a whistle at timed intervals! Watch Game 1 of the Finals saturday, watch how they smoothly change lines at the ideal times.

A whistle would work good because it replaces yelling, which might hurt some feelings and lead to crying and bickering.

Anonymous said...

captains should call for line changes.

Step 1
get control of the ball

Step 2
call "LINE CHANGE"

Step 3
Dump the ball in

Step 4
Bench warren

The first three should work for any captain.

All four will only work for jared

Anonymous said...

yes i see it in the url but that doesnt nmake sense that it is being spelled that way becuase, its spelled right in the Title. w/e

Anonymous said...

Will the grammar police please move to another post?!

Who cares about the spelling? Have you read some of the comments on this site?

Breet Smeels.

Anonymous said...

i agree with brett's 4 step line change plan, except for step 2, a whistle should be blown.

The following is a dramatization of why a whistle should be used:

LINE CHANGE WITHOUT WHISTLE

Captain: "Hey, switch out!"

Center: "Whah?"

Captain: "I said switch! You've been out there a while."

Center: "I like just got out here!"

Captain: "No, I've been watching the clock, hurry up!"

Center: (running towards bench)"Fine! Whatever!" (kicks boards)

Captain: "What? Are you crying?!"

Center: "Well...you didn't have to yell at me like that. I try really hard, and enjoy viewing my stats when I get home. You should consider my feelings before yelling at me like that." (wipes tear)

LINE CHANGE WITH WHISTLE

Captain: (blows whistle)

Center: (runs to bench)

Captain: "Good shift."

Center: "Thanks."