*Will start of with how terrible Brad is at hockey, wait hold on Nick!
What am I talking about? 3 goals? Holy Cow! One scout at the game said of Brad "He looks like the second coming of his father" [yuck,yuck] Game one and two Brad was really holding his own on D and played solidly, but in game 3 and 4 he really turned in on, combining for 3 goals in the two games. It was no coincidence that the only game his team won was the game Brad scored two points...One loud mouth observer said "We should have traded Mike Ward for Brad after game 2 when we had the chance." *It was the week of the unexpected at hockey town: "A shutout? Great game by Steve but I think Jared could have gotten a shutout in that one..." said one scout. An absolutely pathetic showing by the white team, everything seemed to go the black teams way, they got the bounces off the boards and they were even given the ball by some white defenders(TONY!!)
*With Brad being Borges' favorite whipping boy over the years and Brad having the week of his life-Borges had to choose someone else to rag on. "Better Jimmy then me" said one casual observer,"Borges' equipment smells awful...the further he is away from me the better"
*I would like to say thank you to Joe, for his actions against the boards.(Brett say thank you) And I would like to thank all(1) of our anonymous posters(Jared having an argument with himself) for being the voice of reason in the comments.
24 comments:
I loved that cartoon as a kid!thanks for posting that Nick, memories.
If this latest trip to Florida was to be made into a full length feature film, what would be the title?
Blown Away
How about "Defense-less"?
"Blood, Sweat and Torn MCLs"
Die Easy (Instead of Die Hard)
"The Mighty Duds"
"Bury Our Chances at Wounded Knee"
"O Eric, Where Art Thou?"
"Eight Isn't Enough"
it would be more of a documentary, unless you made it a comedy based on a true story
"Miracle (that they actually won a game)"
Based on a true story
"Mission: Impossible"
"Benchwarmers"
"50 First...Period Goals"
"Max Payne"
Crouching Goalie Hidden Slapshot
Losing Hope (2001)
Forgot the obvious one: Superbad!
"Bury Our Chances at Wounded Knee"
after that we can smoke some Peace pipe...
"2008: A Losing Odyssey"
"Ex-Men"
"Slapshot Wide"
"Pass to Me If You Can"
"The Not Fast and the Not Furious"
"Forrest Brett"
"Back to the Futility"
"Titanic 2"
"E.T.: The Extra Terrible"
"Horton Hears a 'Who Cares?'"
"How to Lose a Game in 10 Minutes"
so after all the crap that bloggers got for calling people out, the whole game recap focuses on calling people out.
double standards
Well, atleast when i call people out(and usually in good spirited fun-atleast for me) they know who is doing it and they can do something about it..
Anonymous wins, so quiet
We need a new poll setup to vote on:
What Movie Title is the funniest?
Die Easy
Bury Our Chances at Wounded Knee
Crouching Goalie Hidden Slapshot
The Hockey Horror Picture Show
Horton Hears a "Who Cares?"
so it's ok if i ridicule someone and tear apart their game play as long as i leave my name?
why does a name change whether a certain point is true or not?
What flawed thinking
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the quarks of a proton in a nucleus of an atom of nitrogen in a molecule of adenine in a DNA doulbe helix in a dead skin cell making up the dust on the flea on your dogs nose say that anonymous brings up a good point.
it's funny that you went through all that trouble to sound smart and then spelled "double" wrong. Just a typo - I know, but funny.
I think it was smart regardless, thank you. It was no trouble at all.
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