Friday, November 20, 2009

Hockey is at 6:00 this week, outdoor rink. And...

...the long awaited return of Lenny! Nevermind...ugh

Maybe, just maybe a few Matts will show up this week too...

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

How long were we awaiting his return? 5 minutes maybe?

Anonymous said...

I'll be there with BELLS ON!

Anonymous said...

Lenny who?

Nick said...

Dykstra....lol

Anonymous said...

griff is awful at nhl10

Nick said...

you're right griff, jared is a whiner!

the whiner line is starting in about 5 mins Jared...lol

Anonymous said...

the only time slashing the stick is a penalty is if the stick breaks.

Penalty shots should be enforced

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a great whiner line! I wish I was that talented!

Lenny D said...

Sorry, you'll have to wait one more week as I'm out for tomorrow!

Anonymous said...

Lenny who?

Anonymous said...

GRIFF YOU'RE FAT!!!

Anonymous said...

GRIFF YOU ARE SO HEFTY!!!

Anonymous said...

GRIFF LIKES FOOD!!!

Anonymous said...

BIG BONEDED SAYS......"I EAT CUZ I WANNA"!!!

Anonymous said...

Griff is sooooooo fat!
"how fat is he"??
Griff is so fat he needs two belts to hold up his undewear...haha haha get it get it...that was a fat joke ha ha..get it get it....now griffs gonna cry...

Anonymous said...

griff was born fat!!!!

Anonymous said...

i would rather lose at the special olympics than get into a fat joke war with someone 20 years younger than me at a pickup street hockey game....oh yeah, and tell 14 year old girls to shut up hahahaha

Griff said...

I just want to let everyone know I have spent the past hour searching the internet for diets. I have found a couple promising diets so far.

Anorexia Nervosa - is a psychiatric illness that describes an eating disorder characterized by extremely low body weight, body image distortion and an obsessive fear of gaining weight. Individuals with anorexia nervosa are known to control body weight commonly through the means of voluntary starvation.

or

Bulimia Nervosa - is an eating disorder characterized by recurrent binge eating, followed by compensatory behaviors.[1] The most common form is defensive vomiting, sometimes called purging; fasting, the use of laxatives, enemas, diuretics, and over exercising are also common.[2]

Maybe everyone can help me pick which weight loss method is best. Please help because Dale alerted me to the fact that I could literally have a heart attack at any moment. Scary... I know. Try being me.

Anywho... In case no one knew the difference between me and an elephant it is only 50 pounds. Soooo I clearly weigh approximately 8,000 pounds. I should seriously get on a diet... if I don't have a heart attack tonight. Good thing I have a defibrillator.

This has to be the most amazing night of my life. Too bad Brett missed all these amazing jokes.

The Real REAL Dale said...

griff just choose one quickly, i cant believe your so fat and still alive

Anonymous said...

Just out of curiosity, what is the proper age difference for 2 people to be involved in an argument? Is it 15 years? 12 years? No more than 10 years, perhaps? I don't get the point? Is Griff still a minor? Do parents argue with their children or is that illegal? Didn't Griff have a part in it, too? Speaking of age appropriate behavior, should a 14 year old be telling someone near 50 to shut up? I just hope nobody younger than me wants to start an argument. I might get arrested for assaulting a minor with harsh words.

Anonymous said...

That little girl did kind of butt in, didn't she. LOL!