I Created A Monster

Welcome to a very special Montreal Anticipatory Big Board...if you weren't invited to montreal this year, or couldn't make it because you are going to a circus, assembly, fishing trip, or were nervous about stick durability, rest assured this team will be no better or worse than any other junk team we've brought up.  But maybe, just maybe, this year the alliance get some good...um...luck? fortune? hockey god's? I don't know, good something and get an easy realistic muckers schedule and win something.

Here's our top seven "all stars" heading into the tourney...on we go!!!

7.  Darrin- Perhaps a shocker to start but not expecting a ton from darrin.  Just anticipating a quality tournament.  The problem is it's so chaotic with bounces on pavement, plus its probably going to be very hot, Darrin may not be a stand out this year.  He can magically pop his knee back into place in 22 seconds and continue playing which may come in handy. He looks like Mario Lemieux, I think this is where I say terrible joke and it becomes funny.

6.  Nick- There's an awkwardely good chance JB plays an entire game and Nick sits on the grass talking to Ariel while she half films/half demeans our team games.  Nick is very effective when 100% healthy, which seemed to be the case in Dracut last week.  Having his size and strength would prove very beneficial for our small, weak, funny bloggin forwards. 

5. Griff- Thankfully Griff will live up to being 180 pounds by this year's tournament.  That is an actual promise from him last year.  Even if he falls slightly short of that promise, Griff should provide needed goal scoring that this team may surprisingly struggle at getting.  Has anyone actually gone to godaddy.com expecting to see more?  Griffs the biggest unknown the the alliance have this year.

4. Brett- Didn't know who to put here really but with Brett suffering from traumatic extradural, or epidural hematoma, or "Punch-Drunk Syndrome", who knows if his head will be in the game...that's funny, Big Board still has it...Anywho brett will need Eric and even Jared at times to bury his passes.  No doubt he'll be feeding them, and racking up vulture assists.  Could be the underdog leading scorer too.

3. JB- Borges needs to play center and not defense.  I know brett wants JBs line to rotate and positions dont matter, but they do.  And we need scoring.  Having Brett's line verse JBs line is interesting as JB has Jared and Griff''s tempers and emotions to deal with all game, he could make or break them

2. Jared- Jared will get his goals and oddly enough the most predictable this tournament.  Id say Eric and JB have higher ceilings tho. Not sleeping with 8 dudes in a full size bed will help with energy and mental health for the tournament. 

1. Eric- Ahh Eric, really doesn't deserve the top spot, and has not played great in his few league games, but the expectations will never drop for him.  He was, to describe it best, entertaining, last year in Canada.  One would think with Brett passing to him this year instead of Jimmy will...WAIT?  Nick?!?! Dude you say something about me?  I heard you like my Honda.  Can you get me a tow?  I have the hitch ready.  Griff can i have your addition?  AHHHHHHHHH!!!!  I like turtles!

ZUP ZAP ZIPPITY....BIG BOARD OUT!