Plus it guarantees that frendon will never want to play cause he'd have to wear the shirt thats making fun of him. That's what I like most about the idea. The moment I put the shirt on, I'm making fun of frendon
Best post of all time: -- Dale said... I am not talking about tournaments. I am talking about street hockey in a parking lot with no referees and cement and no pads except gloves. I used to hang around with guys from my city who played teams from other cities and there were no rules. The games got nasty. If the other team knew they were tougher than you, they would start elbowing you in the face and swinging their sticks at your knees and punching you and cross checking you. If you fought them, there was no one there to break it up when you started getting your head kicked in. And believe me, their friends were ready to jump in and literally help their buddy kick your teeth in. I am not exageratting. I remember one game where I got hit from behind so hard between the shoulders, from a kid who later ended up in jail for rape, kidnapping and attempted murder, that my body flew ten feet in the air and I literally did a sumersault without even trying or using my arms . I landed on the cement and the future rapist just laughed at me . Later in the game, another future jailbird tried to take out my knees with his stick. He swung it like a baseball bat at my knees. I jumped and he hit my foot instead. ( He went to jail because he later tried to hit someone with his car that ticked him off.) A lot of other things happened in that game I wont get into. That was the last one I ever played.I didn't want to get permanently injured, But that was what those games were like. I can't wait to hear all the comments from this post. Let's go guys. Start laughing and making jokes. This is all true. How many of you have played with people who didn't care if you left with any teeth or not. These guys didn't like to lose and they did whatever it took to win. Believe me, I kept my mouth shut and just played.
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Thats a keeper!!!!
Awesome
The superimposed medal is fantastic.
I like how the guy has no hands.
Ahh, the irony....
Plus it guarantees that frendon will never want to play cause he'd have to wear the shirt thats making fun of him. That's what I like most about the idea. The moment I put the shirt on, I'm making fun of frendon
What a sweat guy.
Are we actually creating this thing?
Yeah I meant that you perspire a lot..
I'm all in for dropping 40 bucks on these shirts
We could be called........"The GAMEWINNERS!!!!!!"
The amount of exclamation points can be determined at a later date
if people like the name it was my idea i told brett today! if you hate it,it was all bretts idea.
For those that like to go back and read the insane stuff written on this blog during its golden period:
http://playerstatistics.blogspot.com/2009/11/family-history-or-fatness.html
Hilarious.
The big board post had me in tears.
Best post of all time:
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Dale said...
I am not talking about tournaments. I am talking about street hockey in a parking lot with no referees and cement and no pads except gloves. I used to hang around with guys from my city who played teams from other cities and there were no rules. The games got nasty. If the other team knew they were tougher than you, they would start elbowing you in the face and swinging their sticks at your knees and punching you and cross checking you. If you fought them, there was no one there to break it up when you started getting your head kicked in. And believe me, their friends were ready to jump in and literally help their buddy kick your teeth in. I am not exageratting. I remember one game where I got hit from behind so hard between the shoulders, from a kid who later ended up in jail for rape, kidnapping and attempted murder, that my body flew ten feet in the air and I literally did a sumersault without even trying or using my arms . I landed on the cement and the future rapist just laughed at me . Later in the game, another future jailbird tried to take out my knees with his stick. He swung it like a baseball bat at my knees. I jumped and he hit my foot instead. ( He went to jail because he later tried to hit someone with his car that ticked him off.) A lot of other things happened in that game I wont get into. That was the last one I ever played.I didn't want to get permanently injured, But that was what those games were like. I can't wait to hear all the comments from this post. Let's go guys. Start laughing and making jokes. This is all true. How many of you have played with people who didn't care if you left with any teeth or not. These guys didn't like to lose and they did whatever it took to win. Believe me, I kept my mouth shut and just played.
I second that.
"And the future rapist just laughed at me."
Haha at least they got to wear gloves
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