Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Earthquake! We shall rebuild.

Why? Why do we do this to ourselves?
10 o'clock at night, while most of America enjoys Monday night football, storage wars reruns and chance to get some Zs before work the next day, we decide that playing dek hockey is worth it.  Good for us.

The truth is we couldn't win last night. If we dominated the North Stars then we just did what we were supposed to do. If we stumbled, tripped up or dare i say collapsed, it would have been another reason to just give up. A reason to finally get a hobby that we are actually good at (checkers??).

So yet another Monday at Dracut has come and gone. A new jersey but the same sad results. A lineup shakeup but with the same incompetencies. Strategy assertions have come in droves but have lead to things unchanged.

Its so much more than just a lack of talent despite that being a major obstacle. Its our fundamentals. We are the Patriots secondary. We back into wins. Beep. Beep.

So now we look to yet another rehashed ranking system. But this time with a twist. This is festivus style.

Frank Costanza: "And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!" 

The Airing of Grievances it is. I know what you do well. You know what you do well. I dont want to hear about it. Its time to evolve, become better or at least become consistent at not being inconsistent. Every last one of us.

No sugar coating. We’ll call it constructive criticism.

A poll for everyone. I will put your name and list your 3 or 4 biggest issues and people can decide which one should be your priority to fix.

Any nominations for the first poll?

38 comments:

Nick said...

probably a horrible idea...but im contributing to the site!

Nick said...

i will say i think the idea of this post is mostly constructive.

i think our team is at a stand still. on the cusp of respectability and yet knocking on the door of suckitude.

ive made a promise to myself...no more chipotle before a game.

Brett said...

For this to work you need to list things that a person is actually capable of improving on

Nick said...

So I can't put speed as an option? Lol

JB said...

i vote for wieght loss by me!



mmmmmmm chipotle sounds good.

Anonymous said...

I say we start with the bottom of wpr's ranking...Zack.

Jared said...

Ya but Borges has a glandular problem, that can't be fixed

Brett said...

Can we invite frendon to next weeks game? I don't get why not. If Zack is allowed to play why not Frendon.

There is so much more Frendon can do for the team (and blog) than Zack.

Frendon played once in 6 months and we killed him for being terrible and never let him play again. Johnny was horrendous for almost 2 full seasons and we kept inviting him every week.

Frendon worked out fine in Saugus when we did that league.

We should atleast invite him when we only get 7 or 8 people for the week. This next week would be a perfect game to get him back in shape with.

I just don't get using the "he's terrible" excuse to not invite him. He wouldn't be the worst player on our team. Not by a long shot. Plus then Nick could put him in the poll question for the week

JB said...

he is great for the blog and he definetly wouldnt be the worst player. the problem is he's uncoachable and stubborn. lets take a vote. if people want him back and he can play we can give it a try. i dont have anything against him.
sounds like a poll question nick!

Brett said...

JB you know i have unlimited time to swing the vote.

And while i agree with your point of him being stubborn and uncoachable, i think that describes in whole or in part most of our team already. Plus Bob is off the team anyway so there's no one to coach him.

Just think, he wouldn't be able to cry about the inaccuracy of the stats anymore.

I just think he has or atleast had something to add to the Gamewinners.

Oh also, Warren wants to play too:)

Billy the Kid said...

I dont care if Frendon plays, but here is the question: Will he be offended by the new jerseys or will he actually take them as a compliment??

Brett said...

Remember the bet that him and jb had about whoever lost the points race would have to wear a shirt with the winners face on it? He should just take it as him winning the points race.

There isn't any extra jerseys so he'd just have to wear any baby blue shirt he has

Brett said...

Does Frendon even exist anymore? Anyone talk to him recently

Nick said...

I talk to him everyday.

After the first frendon being frendon incident:

"You voted for him!"

Nick said...

In all seriousness I'm sure Johnny is still getting 5 paragraph emails. He must still be in contact

Anonymous said...

Why not do a vote for each person with a simple yes / no asking if you want them to play??

Jared said...

Great idea Brett. if you let one bad player play why not 10? Does Cindy still want to play? Hows matt shoemalia's eye doing? Maybe dano and Griff can patch up their differences and he can rejoin the team

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Brett said...

If you've let other "bad" players play in the past, why can't you let Frendon play is the question. That's where you draw the line? At Frendon?

We cut Frendon 3 or 4 seasons ago essentially due to his lack of hockey talent and I don’t think anyone was brokenhearted over it. But since then we’ve had Reggie, Brad, and Zack all play for the team. All of which we knew lacked top end talent(less skill than Frendon IMO) yet you still had them play. You’re reasoning is flawed as to why Frendon shouldn’t be allowed on the team.

You act like we’re adding someone who’s going to be the worst on the team. He’s not, so therefore he’s making the team better.

Brett said...

How bout if frendon promises not to count how many beers we have at the bar after, then would u want him on the team?

Jared said...

I just don't want to have 12 guys. if we are short guys we should ask him to play. And this has nothin to do with my obsession with ice time

Brett said...

Its all moot anyway. Frendon has a sprained ankle and is out for 8 weeks.

Anonymous said...

Who would be below frendon?
Why not start there?

Nick said...

sprained ankle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwCBYP9uJpM

Nick said...

jared, whats wrong with 12 guys? I hate it as a defenseman but I always thought the wingers love the rolling lines

Jared said...

I hate rotating guys thru lines. It ruins the flow. Two full lines is perfect. And I want wrong motives to be one of the options for my poll question

Brett said...

Jared the text said the top 2 players have wrong motives. What makes you think you're one of the top 2? The text had nothing to do with WPR

Brett said...

12 guys work. You make 3 sets of wingers and just have 2 centers rotate with eachother. i actually liked it when we did that in leominster a while ago.

Billy the Kid said...

Question: Can you learn finishing skills? I think thats one of those where you either have it or you don't. For example, I do not nor will ever have finishing skills.

Also, can we just skip my poll? Let's just go with "everything" and call it good...

Brett said...

Team reps,



NOW IS THE TIME to sign up your teams for the Dec 1st and 2nd Holiday Bash ball hockey tournament presented by Cool Hockey Events.

The tournament will be held at the sports plex in Feasterville PA.

games will run on saturday 7am until sunday around 8pm.

The host hotel will be the crown plaza on street road, group name "cool hockey events"




This year we will have

Mens Open - no restrictions

Mens C-D (splitting with enough teams-14) NO A PLAYERS, as determined by CHE

mens Novice-Rec (splitting with enough teams -14)


Would it be wrong to play in a tournament called holiday bash? It's not on Christmas...

Nick said...

whats this another tournament tease?

did you know that, according to its wiki page, nothing interesting has ever happened in feasterville pa?

Brett said...

Maybe we can change that

Jared said...

I'm in...although I'm assuming again, not sure if I'm invited. You know what happens when we assume Brett

Brett said...

I know oh too well Jared

Jared said...

16 votes? How many computers do you have Brett?

Brett said...

I have enough

Billy the Kid said...

Im no detective, but from what I can tell, the defense needs to work on our passing.

All right then. Noted.

Anonymous said...

I voted 3 times