Sunday, November 25, 2012

Weekly Power Rankings

11-23-12

2 on 2 2 Hand Touch(w/a ref) Friday and Saturday

5 Griff – The complaints spewing from his mouth on Saturdays outing, reminded me of Helen Hunt in some weird way. He almost ruined the day within 15 minutes of kickoff. He did manage to coax the ref into giving him a free touchdown and picked up a second xbox that didn’t work.

4 Borges – Some may forget that Borges has a nice little game for himself on Friday with some beautiful throws to Brett. Unfortunately the positives were dwarfed by his inability to master the whistle and being burned by Mike became a routine thing by the end of the day.

3 Brett – While Borges was declining, Brett was ascending to glory. He cleaned the butter off his hands and started catching bullets in the back of the endzone to win the last two games on Saturday.

2 Jared – A 30 yard field with a mini football was just what his dislocated shoulder called for. Hooking up with Mike in the endzone was a sight that was burned into the minds of the opposing defenses. And while he was being a Helen hunt himself on Friday, at no time did anyone feel that he would injure anyone else intentionally.

1 Mike W – Button hook? What’s that? Why go with anything but the ”go route” when you have Borges lumbering around in coverage? Mike’s defense was equally impressive picking off passes. Even with the reaction time of a sloth, Magic Mike was able to make things happen.

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