Ricardo...Ricky Riccardo! Babalu!

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or forget all together, but B Squared is back baby!

Three weeks of football in the books, it's time to rank the players for what is sure to be a good time ruined by brendon this saturday! 

12. The guy with a beard justin invited- Definately struggled on the line as speed was not his best attribute.  Im pretty sure he cant talk communicate either, which made coaching him difficult.

11. Brendon-  Here's a compliment sandwich; Brendon brought us the flags which was helpful, although he was the worst player there and halted the game a half hour while we all watched in amazement as he once again thought electrical taping a rolled ankle was a rational idea, he knows a lot of football terms.

10. Justin- Is Justin a good quarterback?  No, but this guy can dial up some blitz packages and offensive schemes that gave Jared and the rest of the mostly red flag team problems all day.

9. Demaio- Mike is pretty decent at football, granted there was no need for anyone to cover brendon because he's not ready for the ball to be thrown at him, but good blocking and some nice catches.

8. Nick- A tough reality check for Nick as he was abused by Griff on the line.  Defensively a little better,  but definately trending down from what was a solid performance in the snow bowl two weeks ago.

7. Brett-  Brett simply does not provide enough upside for a top draft pick.  Injury concerns as well as attitude problems will always plague his career and leave those drafting him wanting more.

6. Johnny- Johnny had a great game saturday, and was probably the best receiver on either team.  connected with Jared on a long bomb and let the mostly red flags in receiving touch downs.  Quarterback play was dissapointing however, which keeps him outside the top 5.

5. Ward- Not sure why he's this high, but the list is already compiled and tough to remember every one as you are typing.  He needs cleats, coaching, a playbook, and maybe a red bull to ever have a chance to be as good as high rival zack.

4. Zack- Hey turns out zack is pretty good at sports, just not street hockey, which isn't a sport.  Offensively he was the fastest guy out there who no one could cover.  If we ever find some one who can throw a football like a normal person he would be the best player out there.

3. Jared-  Hey he's not great at QB, but like Trent Dilfer, he wins.  Survived an ambush by Griff on every play, Jared led the team to a decisive victory over the blues by using his legs.  Also had a couple of impromptu laterals that iced the game.

2. JB-  Borges scored 5 touchdowns walking down the the field with a terrifying stiff arm.  He also overwhelmed Leighton offensively with his ability to get open without actually running.

1b. Griff- As close as one can come to a great game in flag football, Griff was able to tune out brendon and not huddle up after every defensive play and showed why football games are won in the trenches.

1a. Jon Ignacio- The only thing we learned from football saturday is that we are still not ready to take on ignacio. A dwarf amongst midgets, this 5 tool superstar has it all.  Perhaps in the coming weeks we can learn from him and adapt our game to maybe one day challenge his team again.