Weekly Power Rankings

3-10-13

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10 Mike D (-2) – Attempted to play but ended up getting sick so it’s hard to rank him. Is it a coincidence that the only game he played in, his team got blown out? Let’s just say I don’t believe in coincidences.

9 Nick – Yay Nick!!! Those three goals were a thing of beauty.

8 Elliot (+2) – Great chemistry with his brother. Those two together was a huge advantage for the dark team all night. They were able to abuse the newer players.

7 Mike W (E) – Florida-like game. Endured a wicked slash from Elliot.

6 Brendon (E) – Actually had a respectful game. Brendon seems to have mastered that flip-and –go move and used it on Borges liberally.

5 Borges (-1) – Lucky to be in the top five seeing as he lost two of three games, but he gets this spot due to his ability to make the same play over and over and over and still remain unpredictable.

4 Johnny (+1) – Got some points this week; may have even taken over the points lead. But yet again it’s nothing great because all he did was take advantage of people who’ve never played before so again I’m not impressed.

3 Darrin (-1) – Yes he gave up a ton of goals on the night, but I really think any other goalie would’ve given up triple the amount he did. The defense was just flat out urine- poor in front of him. He still made some fantastic meaningless saves.

2 Brett (+1) – Great game from Brett. He was able to battle through the tough defense of the White team all night and earned every point he got. He went back to threading the needle and Johnny and Brendon benefitted. What an effort from him tonight.

1 Jared (E) – Wasn’t looking good for Jared through two games, but he salvaged the night in game three.

Honorable Mention: Jack - If you forget about game three, he had a nice night for himself.

Dropping off the list: Ron

Newcomers: Nick