Monday, April 29, 2013

The Return of the Timely Recap

They said it would never be back. Our beloved and glorified stat based game of exhaustion was all but a distant memory.

The stats set in stone. Never to be added to. Records never to be broken. John Riley forever our Colossus of Clout (The Colossus of Clout). 

Some said we’d never play again. 

Some said they wouldn’t play again. (he did)

Empty Cries for hockey’s return were mostly scoffed at. 

Saugus hockey was officially dead.

But with a stroke of a pen and 46 cents Saugus is back upon us and its back big! 

Team Breakdown:

Goalies:
Johnny vs. Tony

Wingers:
Jared, Borges, Ward v.s Brett, Ron, Frendon

Defense:

Griff, Billy T vs. Nick, Reggie

Sibling Rivalry:
Andrew vs. Elliot

Game 1: 

This game was by far the best game of the night. It was everything you could ask for in a game. In came down to the final seconds. Records were broken. There were some great saves. I didn’t get embarrassed on any play. And thank goodness for that or I would have tackled someone Im sure. The final was 6-5 with Brett getting a point on every goal that was scored. Thats how a first round pick performs! The game was back forth until the last 5 mins when the dark team put the game away with two goals. The game ended with ball dangling in the net.

Game 2: 

The story of this game was of who didnt show up rather than who did. The only good that came from this game is that Nick didn’t tackle anyone. Otherwise this game was an utter disaster for the dark team (udder? Its kind like roomer and rumor, right?). Reggie’s game one magic on d was gone as fast as it came after getting burned by Andrew. Nick slowed down big time, with a lazy effort at best. Frendon couldn’t get the ball over the center line. Brett and Ron disappeared. The recipe for a dominating effort by the White team. A weak goal allowed by Tony capped off a 6-0 White Team win with 14 minutes still left on the clock. 

Game 3:

It came down to this for the series. Unlike the first two games this was a defensive battle. Both teams were tired and goals were definitely difficult to “muster”. After matching goals to start the game the dark team (and Brett..stats!) was given a gift wrapped goal despite the shot being filthy. A 100 footer found a seam past Griff’s face and Johnny’s pads to hit twine for a 2-1 dark team lead. The dark team was able to add one more goal to clinch a victory and the series. However, the game may be in protest after Nick nearly killed Mike Ward. Did anyone ask Nick what his motives were?

"Im trying to create some space!'

"should I leave the corner of the rink, now? now? how about now?"

10 comments:

Nick said...

its something!

i didnt have a ton of time but I wanted to get something up.

Hopefully tomorrow I want to get a poll up for the website URL suggestions. does anyone have any?

Jared said...

Took me a couple reads to get the 46 cent joke, then i laughed, then i kept reading and remembered the good old days when we got wpr on monday, a recap by tuesday, and stats up by wednesday.

Brett said...

Frendon has hit the 500 point mark for his career, putting him in a very elite group of players

John said...

Going to try to work on the stats today. I am 50% for Sunday.

Nick, the only correction is that I don't think 46 cents was spent, at least not on a stamp. More than that was spent on gasoline I am sure.

Brett said...

I also just got the 46 cent joke. It was an annonymous stroke of the pen.

Nick said...

Johnny, I know. Thought it was funnier than "spent 20 dollars on gas"

I can join the bandwagon this week...stats!!!!

I'm in for Sunday

John said...

Either way, I do not mean to take away from the quip...very well done!

Billy the Kid said...

Mike D and I are in

John said...

My father likely wouldn't be in if I am not able to play. So if I can't make it then don't plan on him.

Brett said...

Bobby wont likely play. He plays ice hockey goalie.