Stare down
10 Brendon (E) – It use to be that Brendon was the only one to celebrate like a fool by himself after a goal with his legendary “Gamewinner” cry. Those moments are happening very few and far in between these days.
9 Mike W (E) – One of these days he’s gonna harness that speed and make it useful. I think he runs fast at the wrong times.
8 Reggie (E) – I didn’t mind Reggie on defense last night actually. He did better than anyone else who played back there except Nick. The giveaways need to be reduced, but who doesn’t have a couple of those every now and then. There’s no panic in his game, he just makes the rest of his team panic.
7 Johnny (-1) – Poor Johnny. I heard he went out for drinks after. Cool. I’m guessing the baby is coming soon and that could actually mean Johnny dropping off the Rankings if he misses two weeks.
6 Ron (+1) – I love how defenseman back off Ron like it’s his blazing speed they have to respect. Just a little heads up, the scouting report on Ron has been out for, oh I don’t know, a couple decades now and surprisingly he likes to shoot. He also loves picking corners on open nets with 100MPH slapshots.
5 Griff (-1) – Played ok.
4 Nick (+1) – Played ok. Flip flopped Nick and Griff just because there was too little movement this week.
3 Borges (E) – 3 unassisted goals on the night and a goal for the ages where he undressed and outworked Jared and whipped a shot on net that went by a less than spectacular Darrin. Something to really be proud of Borges. Puff that chest out a little more.
2 Brett (E) – What more can I say about this kid? Jared and he combined for 17 points, while the rest of the team combined for 2. Brett’s just hoping Jared and Johnny’s wives have their baby’s at the same time. Just close your eyes and imagine the roster when those two are out.
1 Jared (E) – Has a pretty solid grip on the scoring title.
Honorable Mention: It worth mentioning that Darrin didn't make the Rankings even though he played. Be ashamed Darrin.
Newcomers: None
Drop-offs: None
9 comments:
Frendon you only had 1 assist. There were 3 goals on the top of the sheet that happened on some other night. You and reggie had the assists.
Sounds inappropriate whatever Johnny did after hockey.
it's Monday and Frendon is already freaking out about goalies. When Darrin sees these rankings he's gonna want to play to make up for last night.
Ya i started writing the teams on the top of the stat sheet but then lost interest so thats why thats there.
"There’s no panic in his game, he just makes the rest of his team panic." Even better than the flashes of averageness comment .. WPR gold!!
Jared just said the names at the top of the sheet were just the teams.
The stat sheet is pretty clear. Brendon had 1 assist. Reggie had 1 assist. That's it. Except for Brett and Jared of course
You'd think personally you'd remember if u scored or not. Frendon thinks he scored just because someone wrote his name down. Frendon should know by now that WPR is never wrong
Yeah, I go out one time afterwards and already the rumors are out of control!
WPR, that wasn't me puffing my chest out! You ever hear of man boobs? It's hereditary. Poor Aaron.
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