5-12-13
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10 Andrew – Same stats on the night as Jared. Is that a compliment for Andrew or an insult to Jared?
9 Billy T – First time in net was a memorable one. He was better than Johnny though. Remember when people thought Johnny was a decent goalie? Good times.
8 Johnny (-1) – 27.4% Guess what this number represents. And mind you, this includes the shutout.
7 Mike W (+2) – Johnny still doesn’t know how Mike scored on him. The answer lies above.
6 Jared (-5) – WOW! Just wow! Not only does Jared pick terrible teams himself, he also gets picked onto terrible teams. An inspiring effort in game 1 quickly faded to embarrassment, comical mischief and the inability to get by Nick for the breakaway even though Nick didn’t hold him. And to top it off, I hear he wasn’t responding to numerous efforts to get in touch with him through text messaging. How’s Scott doing by the way?
5 Brendon (+5) – If you’re looking for someone to dissect the other team and locate their weaknesses, Brendon’s your guy. Did you see the way he was able to score that wrap around goal, knowing that Billy didn’t possess the necessary lateral movement to make the stop? Or the way he again shot on a 3 on 1 like he did last week? He wasn’t trying to stat grub at all. He just knew it was the right play against the right goalie at the right time. Maybe next time you can share your insider information with your teammates so they can take advantage of what you see as well.
4 Griff (+1) – You can only hope to get the Griff we got last night every week. Not many people can throw their stick 3 times in one play and not get a penalty. At least he was accepting of the teams. After all they did have the sub.
3 Nick (+1) – Hitting the net with consistency. A problem that had plagued Nick for years is finally behind him. Who needs a wrist shot when you can pick incredible teams? All I know is that he’s never getting laid.
2 Borges (+1) – Don’t count this guy out of the scoring race. I think he’s finally realized what a waste of time playing defense is.
1 Brett (+1) – The coveted spot that few others have had the honor of gracing. Brett finally took over the top spot from Jared and he could have it for a while. But I doubt it.
Honorable Mention: Mike D – That is a thick beard we’re all very very jealous of.
Newcomers: Andrew, Billy T
Drop Offs: Ron, Reggie – WPR is getting less and less compassionate for those that miss weeks.
7 comments:
wow! low blow!
But at least I moved up on wpr???
A very humbling reality check from wpr.
A slight disagree with griff moving up the rankings, not sure if he had a point yesterday.
He's was like the lucic of our team. He dictated the tempo for all of us. When he didn't try we all followed suit. He's to blame for everything that happened.
Oh ya, and of course we were screening Billy on every goal.
2 points! Ya think????????
Playing goalie was fun but it was a lot harder then I thought!
I'm not talking about making saves. Let face it, we all knew I would be average at best. I thought I was getting better at making saves and my angles were better as the night wore on. But physically it was draining! I have a new appreciation for goalies now. Its a lot more tiring than it looks.
However, its still funny to watch Joe pass out on the video. That never gets old...
Jared got as many points last night as I had when I played goalie! That is evidence enough to justify the WPR drop.
I did
Me and bergeron have a lot in common now.
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