Monday, May 20, 2013

Weekly Power Rankings

5-19-13

Never Playing Again. Ever

10 Nick (-7) – PhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 Billy T (E) – Played decent. Actually I thought he played really good in game 1 with Griff on the other side. The rest of the night was ok. Stays at 9 just due to new players showing up……..and being a whole lot better than him.

8 Johnny (E) – Johnny crabbed about missing weeks of easy stats and then, when he gets the chance to shoot on Tony in rare form, he squanders it. Even while stat grubbing(shame on you for sinking to Brendon’s level). Did you see that acceleration though? When JB didn’t catch him at the blue line I knew he never would.

7 Brendon (-2) – Vintage Brendon tonight. Dropping on the rankings is also vintage Brendon.

6 Ron – Maybe could have even been higher this week if he didn’t blow game 4 by being a puck hog and trying to impress us all with his age defying puck handling. Your moustache is impressive enough.

5 Mike W (+2) – Is there some workout or stretching routine to make someone’s right arm 3 feet longer?

4 Jared (+2) – Good rebound week. Unfortunately Jared’s word is his bond (bang-a-rang) and he won’t be showing his face in Saugus for the rest of the year. All this while so close to that coveted scoring title.

3 Griff (+1) – Jared’s archenemy. Brendon thinks he can get under Jared’s skin? He’s not even close to Griff’s level. But the thing I love about Griff is that he knows when to take a little something off his shot to make sure he gets it on net.

2 Borges (E) – Sick of seeing his defense get torched over and over again, JB hopped back on defense, with Jared, and turned the tide of game 4.

1 Brett (E) – Brett’s winning percentage was way too low. Saugus has a way of making everything right in time.

Honorable Mention: Jack “The Brick Wall” Riley – He’s gotta be the oldest goalie to record a shutout. Brendon can you update the records page when you get the chance?

Newcomers: Ron

Drop-Offs: Andrew

9 comments:

Jared said...

where's my (+2) next to my name!?

Brett said...

Yeah looks like Nick wanted everyone to take it seriously by putting players like Cliff, Dale and Lee to choose from. Goggles name is Mark "The F-Bomb" Stevens.

Jared said...

From the playon website theres a story about etiquette for Playon rookies.

"Another piece of etiquette to keep in mind at PlayOn!, as it stands with all hockey, is to keep the heavy clappers down with traffic in front. We all love winding it up and ripping it bar down with a wicked blast from the point, but if there’s an abundance of beautiful hockey smiles between you and the cage, at least attempt to keep it below all of the important stuff"

Maybe one day Nick will learn

Billy the Kid said...

I'm just glad I'm ranked higher than Nick.

That makes me happy.

Nick said...

frendon is mocking my poll...time to take it down.

im planning on recap (tease)

Weekly Power Rankings said...

So apparently someone thought it to be OK to edit the Weekly Power Rankings without permission or written consent. It's not OK, never will be, and this crime will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. So as a result of this foolish act, WPR is no more. Whoever altered the post can do WPR from now on if they want to be a part of the post so badly. Have fun.

Nick said...

so jared and wpr are done the same week...hmmm..coincidence?

What was changed?

Frendon, is it time to panic about goalies yet?

Ron said...

If only this site used a more robust CMS, like the Hockey8 site uses, then this egregious act would be easily identified from the build in revision control of WordPress.

WPR its high time for you to become a fixture on Hockey8. Your guest posts in the past were great, but it's time for you to have Admin publishing rights the site.

JB said...

Great research Jared! Even play on in Canada has caught wind of the head hunting snapshots of nick.
Why are we blowing over this post by Jared? I think it is very telling. No response nick???