After a couple decent weeks in Saugus, players are settling into the 2013-14 season.
Once we get Johnny back out playing, games should be at a competetive high not seen in a couple years. Here's our first installment of the top ten players off the draft board this year.
Sorry Reggie, only Lee is allowed to pout and leave hockey early. On we go!
10. Billy- Sporting a blue mouthguard that is giving us nightmares of Bradley smiling and sluring words with a gallon of saliva in his mouth, William has played solid and is a nice consolation defensemen after Nick is drafted.
9. Johnny- Probably goes up a couple spots if playing out, but Johnny has played well in net this year. Quite a few highlight reel saves, and has been the difference thus far in wins with the two teams being fairly evenly matched.
8. Elliot- The only one out of him, austin, and andrew who doesn't try to catch a pass with just the toe of his stick on the ground.
7. Brendon- What warrants a stoppage in play?
A. Elliot taking a follow thru stick in the face from a Ron Leger Special
B. Cindy taking a rage fueled slapper on her unprotected shins from Griff
C. Brendon taking a below average snap shot in the lower back from Jared
Obviously we all know the answer, but with that in mind Brendon has still played the best hockey i've seen out of him in 2 or 3 years. Watch out JB
6. Griff- RPG has really taken advantage of the rest of the group getting out of shape. He's already exhausted after 30 seconds of warmups, but he still shows those flashes of terror out there that remind us why Chris Young quit and Mark moved away.
5. JB- Solid start to the season for him. Still waiting for him and Jared to click, which probably won't happen because Brett and Nick are trying way too hard on defense.
4. Ron- Good for Ron still being awesome at street hockey. When he takes those long slapshots, do you think Jack even sees the ball for a split second?
3. Jared- Goals are down, points are there. Nick has definitely gotten the best of him thru the first couple weeks, which means Jared will just draft him first next week to not deal with him, then lose all 4 games because Nick can't defend Austin and Cindy.
2. Nick- I feel like Nick was talked about a lot that last post. Is this the highest he's ever been on BB? And is this the biggest discrepency between WPR and BB ever? If only Nick played good defense against children he would have a shot at #1 this year.
1. Brett- Brett's life is looking up these days. Player Spotlight at hockey8.com (you're welcome for the shout out ron), number one on BB, settlements and Italy trips, and a job make Brett not only the #1 player in saugus, but the #1 person as well.
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Hilarious. Well done as usual
YOU THINK??!!!??
The way I look at is: No place to go but down!!!!
Big Board, did you know that we can add Austin to the list of people who can move Mike D? Of course, the only people we thought had the ability to move Mike were Borges and Griff.
Im just glad there wasnt a fence involved.
oh I forgot...
:)
and yeah i repeated a joke again. Still Funny.
Frendon I got the assist on mike d goal in game 1 not ron. Please change it and stop shaving points off my weeks. Youre in a points race with borges not me. great read BB.
im posting this on every thread cause I dont know which one is on top now
Also frendon I was wondering if you could get someone other than muhammad Ali to take the picture of the stats.
Johnny doesnt it take longer to do 5 weeks of stats all at once instead of just every week? When can we expect the official update?
What?!? You can't change the stat sheet later! I want more stats too than, i assisted mike wards goal by winning the face off and he went end to end to score.
and any other open assist is mine, just take my word for it.
Yahooooo!!!!
I didn't see the specific goal Brett is talking about but I say give him the assist.
Brett may not have gotten the assist on that particular goal, but from my vantage point playing defense, he set up Mike D about 18 other times right out in front and Mike wiffed on every one.
I say he deserves it.
Lifetime achievement points? I like it!
I scored a lot last year so i want a bonus goal for every 10 goals I score.
All it takes is one person to verify anothers points?
Perfect, I saw Borges get 20 more assists sunday.
You have to add them now, I confirmed it.
I don't think Frendon understands sarcasm...
I only had 1 chance right out in front set up by Jared...and I wiffed as well.
However my amazing hand/eye coordination enabled me to gather the ball, take another shot.....and hit the post.
Sorry Jared. No assist.
Yes Frendon I was being sarcastic.
So once a stat is recorded on the sheet it cant be changed no matter what I guess.
I cant wait to have the stat sheet on my bench next week. Im gonna sub the most. I might not even play just to make sure I get to record every goal. Everyone better remember every goal and assist and at what time of night it happened if they want to overturn what I write down.
thanks for setting the precedent frendon.
and of course im going to be claiming the stats are correct so even if you have a case, it doesnt matter.
That is a great point brendon!
Brett you guys have the stat sheet on your bench every week. You get to write down whatever you want. We are at the mercy of your team to write down our assists and goals accurately.
Brett and Brendon are officially the only 2 players to ever get shorted on their stats, the rest of us, with JB leading the way, get all sorts of phantom, made up points.
Frendon, you were heard saying that jb shouldnt get the assist because mike handled the ball for too long before he scored. I guess assists have expiration dates somehow.
That is why you were wrong and I am right. You dont know what an assist is, when it counts and when it doesnt.
Brett, you are right...I am not looking forward to putting the five weeks of stats in! Especially since I've played goal for almost every one of them so there is not benefit to me!
That being said I need to update my database for the new season and then I can start adding them in one week at a time. Once that is done they will be done on time each week. I've been in school until the end of October so any free time that I have has been going to homework.
Oh and dont forget to switch borges' assist to austin's. Austin was pretty sure he hit it.
Rink is booked, 6:00 outside.
Anyone that legitimately feels a point was incorrect here or there over the past few weeks let me know and I will try to update it as I enter it into the database.
Brendon, don't be hypocritical - you have emailed me numerous times in the past wanting me to give you an assist for a play.
Oh Frendon you make me laugh...
How is MVW's ankle? Anyone heard? Is he gonna be able to play this week?
I did answer it, you just lack any shred of comprehension, but ill gladly say it again.
you lack any and all understanding of what constitutes a simple assist. I'm not suggesting you go look it up on wikipedia, but it couldn't hurt (Im sure you've already googled it and have a link ready and waiting for all to ignore.) Therefore, since you're lack of accurate knowledge is at an astonishingly high level, you are WRONG to complain about "missing" points.
Its not wrong to point out a correction that should be made of another persons mistake when recording a stat, but only when the one pointing out the mistake has common sense and knows what they're talking about which gives me more than enough credentials to do so. Therefore, to spare yourself any further embarrassment for how little you've come to know and learn about the sport you've been playing and ruining and disgracing for the past decade or so, take your own advice, seeing as you only seem to listen to yourself, and drop it.
Of course to stop embarrassing yourself completely, you'd have to stop doing or saying anything related to the sport of hockey. One could only hope....Fool:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
Frendon, for future reference, if someone writes something on this site, always assume sarcasm is involved.
In Frendon's defense he has better grammar and punctuation than Brett. Who's the real fool!!!!
Griff, I don't think you know what you're talking about. I made darn sure there were no red or green squiggly lines under any of my words. The only ones were under the name Frendon.
Good job Frendon on missing the point. I expected nothing less.
I'm not sure if Ward will be able to play sunday, he was still limping around a little yesterday, seemed like a pretty bad sprain.
I'll find out tho.
I can't believe I just read all that...
Brett should have the assist on my goal
Cool! all you have to do it ask for bonus points and get a friend to agree with you.
Hey Griff, I'll vouch for 10 assists for you last week if you vouch for 10 assists for me. We can be kings of saugus without even playing!
I remember those 10 points...
I feel good though!
Justice has been served
As far as I'm concerned the stats are correct. I don't care if Jared eventually gets those 10 assist he's being robbed of, I just want my stats to be accurate.
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