Monday, February 24, 2014

Weekly Power Ranings

2-23-14 

Hit List 

10 Brendon – Yelling at Cindy to not touch the ball while he himself was incapable of doing anything productive with it was embarrassing. Leaving Frendon off the rankings wouldn’t speak loudly enough as to how bad he was. Not to mention the fact that he thought it was ok to alter the precious Haverhill Cup. Who’s ever left off the rankings, be assured you were better than Frendon.

 9 Joe – Jared can say Joe’s a liability all he wants but it doesn’t make it true. Plus he was ahead of the curve and left early before things got really ugly for team white,

8 Billy T – I’m going to blame all the times he got beat on being cautious of the slippery floor.

7 Nick – Hate to think where he would’ve ranked if that blockbuster trade never happened.

6 Borges – Who puts Brendon back on D? I’m blaming Borges. I’m going to say Jared talked Borges into abandoning defense and to just go for stats.

5 Johnny – Back to his old sniping ways.

4 Mike W – Didn’t let the awful floor stop him from running recklessly. He and Brett looked good together. Mike really knows how to move without the puck. He’s never standing still.

3 Jared – Duped Nick in the draft, but Jared just can’t stand prosperity and traded himself, sending what would have been another winning week down the tubes. Goals were there as always.

2 Brett – There’s nothing better than the feeling you get from setting people up for tap in goals. Or so I’ve heard. Watching him set up Eric and Mike D for goals in the Haverhill Cup is going to be a treat. A real treat!

1 Mike D – Safe to say it was his best game in years, maybe even ever, despite who he was shooting on. Picking corners, winning battles and being in the right place at the right time. Yet a part of me thinks Mike got the top spot, hoping that he’d put the safety back on.

7 comments:

JB said...

I actually laughed out loud when I read that final sentence.

Jared said...

What's the deal with the Haverhill cup? March 29 now?

John said...

March 29th likely won't work for me. I would say the 26th if the 19th ends up being a problem.

Jared said...

Johnny rumors are swirling the 29th doesn't work because you are packing for vacation. I think I speak for the entire group when I say that's laughable.

Here are some options for when you can pack;

1. Tonight
2. The night Before the Tourney
3. When you get home from the Haverhill Cup
4. 10 minutes before you leave
5. Make Cindy pack for you
6. Or Brendon he's not busy that day
7. Any other time besides that 4 hour window on Saturday afternoon.

John said...

For me, packing is no problem. Most of my packing is the night before. I just don't know how much help Jamie will need, and it might be difficult to spend an entire afternoon.

Not saying that I absolutely can't do it, but it doesn't seem very likely.

JB said...

Wow. That's the second time I laughed out loud in the same thread. I like the effort.

Brett said...

New trophy is on it's way. It was a no brainer to get a new one after Frendon defaced the original.