Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Just Gonna Stand There

Additional generic comments before we get to the actual Big Board rankings!


On we go.


10.  Austin- The best of the children thus far.  Elliot may have the offensive stats but we all just like Austin better personally.


9.  Billy- Sporting 2 game winners and a nice winning %, Billy is playing much better this fall after a horrid spring.  Good defensemen are at a premium this year with lots of scorers showing up.


8.  Drew- Has quickly become above average in 2 weeks of hockey which should make us question why we haven't improved in our weird hobby this past decade.


7.  Griff-  Made the foolish mistake of not covering Cindy and playing tight against Johnny or Ron.  Maybe Brendon can show you how to play a zone defense.  Adam Sandler isn't funny.


6.  Nick-  Wally Pipp is the guys name.  Worst case Nick can grab an extra referee application from Brendon for Montreal 2015.


5.  Ron- Leading the league group in game winners and participating in after hockey association, Ron is having a solid start to the season.


4.  JB- Him and Jared have split wins this year with some hard fought games.  The lack of ability to motivate Brendon and Cindy is keeping him out of the top 3.


3.  Jared-  Shooting primarily against Brett has really cost Jared all those half court garbage goals that he cherishes so much.  His greatest attribute this year will be his attendance.


2.  Brett-  Was a shoe-in for #1 spot before last week.  When Cindy is scoring at will you gotta look in the mirror.  Also did an average job with the anchor seat at BWW.  Wasn't able to get the whole group together as Ron and Jared were left talking by themselves. 


1.  The King- It's Groundhog day every week, every year in Saugus.  Big Board, WPR, The Real Deal, Brendon's knock off of WPR, and all other bloggers have been craving change at the top of these rankings for years, but we will not see it for a while.

19 comments:

Billy the Kid said...

Annnd Big Board has arrived.

Could we see a post from The Professor as well??

Unknown said...

Someone must have forgotten that I have feelings as well!!

Jared said...

How's that ankle Nick? Injury reports are due out today.

Nick said...

Questionable...game time decision.

Though who knows? Im like Belichick with the injury report. Not always accurate.

John said...

Nick will be in this week. Game time is listed in the thread underneath this.

Billy the Kid said...

5:30??

Does this mean we are going to actually start right on time?

You know...6:00

Unknown said...

Nicks ref jersey keeps getting tighter week after week...I don't think it's because the shirt is shrinking!!!

Nick said...

haha. am I becoming more doughy?

Tomas Kaberle should be worried!

Nick said...

and file this under the things i have learned recently...


Tomas Kaberle was released by the Devils yesterday.

You think he is ready to play in Saugus?

Brett said...

We could use a puck koving defenseman

Jared said...

I'm in for Sunday, Drew is in, Ward should be back in.

Remember we tried set teams? We should do different captains Sunday.

John said...

Nick's injury ruined the set teams idea. Thanks Nick!

Unknown said...

Iggy is in for Sunday...put me down for 2 goals and 1 assist. Thanks...

John said...

I can't be positive, but Iggy might have just brought the first self-stat prediction to this board.

Jared said...

I'm in for this...4 goals 4 assists for me!

Brett said...

Depending on the other goalie, put me down for 1 hit post and 2 assists

Unknown said...

Get in line boys...it's going to be a long road!! From now on before I shoot I will stop and point at where I am shooting!! Sort of Babe Ruth like...

Nick said...

I think id rather be Babe Ruth than Wally Pipp.

Jared said...

The Prater boys are at least good at picking even teams.