WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

10-16-14

Ambidextrous

5 Demaio - It's been a while since Mike has graced the rankings. His chemistry with Jared was in full effect Sunday. Catching passes up the boards were a losing battle for him, but he more than made up for it with his commitment to defense.

4 Nick -

3 Jared - He did what anyone of us would have done in his situation and that's why he gets penalized for taking the easy road to glory. And Brendan is right, 14 points isn't as much as I thought he'd have. He was greedy enough to take Brett, but he wasn't greedy enough to rewrite the record book.

2 Brett - You'd have to have been there to understand why Brett gets the second spot, because if you just saw the teams on paper you'd roll your eyes at this ranking while trimming your mustache saying "WPR is biased toward Brett. He's such an idiot". Now he did seem to lose interest as the night went along and my goodness did Billy make him look like a fish out of water on that move at the blue line, but Brett's the only reason his team retained their 100% winning percentage on the night.

1 Austin - B-Team should be contacting you within the next 48 hours for the Montreal trip. With an opt out clause if A-Team comes and asks you after. Austin boy-handled Nicks team all night showing that he can be just as big a pain against slow laboring wingers as he is verse Jared. His defense of 3 on 1s was as impressive as Nicks teams attempt to execute them was hilarious. You'll never see better defense on a night like Sunday.(and yes, nicks spot has been intentionally left blank. Complain again. See what happens.)

Honorable Mention: We'll never forget you and may you immediately forget us. Safe travels.