Lame David Letterman Top Ten at Trivia:
10. Ignads is fat. Its like that thing with Dale and Griff a few years ago. Enjoy.
9. You think the altercation is over? Nope. Keep it going.
8."Its just a butter knife"
"Sit down!"
"Is this 1995?"
"Great Comeback"
"Excuse me Bartender"
"I hate that guy"
"What are you looking at?"
"Why don't you call the cops?"
"Shake my hand"
"I need recruits!"
7. Griff loves to tell the "Chunky's story"
6. Do you need poorly timed and undue comic relief? I know a guy.
4. Always refuse mercy handshakes
3. Watch out for the lurking friend
2. Remember Trivia?
1. He is a racist
46 comments:
Im just glad we dont have to redraft due to the death of 5 players on the roster. 5 people would be tough to replace. Whats dannos number just in case?
did anyone ever check Jared's van?
the only thing worse than being fat?
Being fat and ugly
That was the greatest thread of all time, including the greatest post ever...
"Dale said...
I am not talking about tournaments. I am talking about street hockey in a parking lot with no referees and cement and no pads except gloves. I used to hang around with guys from my city who played teams from other cities and there were no rules. The games got nasty. If the other team knew they were tougher than you, they would start elbowing you in the face and swinging their sticks at your knees and punching you and cross checking you. If you fought them, there was no one there to break it up when you started getting your head kicked in. And believe me, their friends were ready to jump in and literally help their buddy kick your teeth in. I am not exageratting. I remember one game where I got hit from behind so hard between the shoulders, from a kid who later ended up in jail for rape, kidnapping and attempted murder, that my body flew ten feet in the air and I literally did a sumersault without even trying or using my arms . I landed on the cement and the future rapist just laughed at me . Later in the game, another future jailbird tried to take out my knees with his stick. He swung it like a baseball bat at my knees. I jumped and he hit my foot instead. ( He went to jail because he later tried to hit someone with his car that ticked him off.) A lot of other things happened in that game I wont get into. That was the last one I ever played.I didn't want to get permanently injured, But that was what those games were like. I can't wait to hear all the comments from this post. Let's go guys. Start laughing and making jokes. This is all true. How many of you have played with people who didn't care if you left with any teeth or not. These guys didn't like to lose and they did whatever it took to win. Believe me, I kept my mouth shut and just played"
I'll admit, I am totally confused by this thread. Did I miss something after I left the other night?
The best threads are the ones only a few people understand
I also learned never to have a woman sit on the outside of a booth at a bar...just not a great back up when the knifes start flashing!!
"and the future rapist just laughed at me"
Is the best line of all time
I did smash my head on the hanging lamp when i got up after seeing the butter knife
Nick are you making fun of dale for always deleting his posts? If so, great joke I laughed!
lol....im just glad somebody got it.
haha
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February 23, 2015 at 11:25 AM
There is a widget that the Admin can add to the sites side bar that would display that info.
One second I am fighting for a trivia victory, the next second I am fighting for my life...
Hockey this week?
I will post it separately, but we couldn't get the inside rink on Friday so we are going to play at 8:00 on Sunday again this week.
Let's do outside fri. Sun at 8 is so late.
This could've been Iggy! Steak knifes are dangerous
http://youtu.be/odHFZKqta4s
Ya outside Friday is good its not too cold out anymore.
I can check with the rink for Friday then. Outside might be slippery, but would that still work for everyone?
Can you guys do Friday at 9:00? We can get the inside rink.
Praters can't do 9:00 so Friday at 7:30, outside rink.
Can we get roster update for tomorrow night?
James brown died in 2006
In so far: John, Jared, Mike W, Iggy, JB, Elliot, Austin, Steve (G), Joe (in net if we can't get Melo).
Out: Brendon, Brett
Haven't heard from: everyone else
Meant to include Billy T as well. Haven't heard from Mike D, Nick, Griff, Ron, etc
Again, 7:30 tomorrow night, outside rink.
I should be in... albeit at half speed. Still fighting this dang chest cold
Unfortunately the roof collapsed on the outside rink. The only time we can get now is Friday at 9:00 inside. Who can still play?
Me / billy are in
Iggy, ward and Jared are in
Ok, updated:
In: John, Jared, Iggy, Ward, Mike D, Billy, JB, Nick, Joe (G), Melo (G)
Haven't heard from: Griff, Ron, Austin, John P, John F, anyone else
Out: Brendon, Brett, Praters
Drew is in, I thought Ron said he was in too
A previous post said Austin was in
Austin is out, but it seems like Ron is in and that's good to hear about Drew.
Sounds like 5 on 5 no sub's
Ice time baby...Ice time
I hope Borges apologized for his behavior towards Griff Friday. He needs to control his temper
I choked him out on the ride home and he took a brisk walk home so I'd say we're square.
We are not square until you shake my hand.
And it has to be my right hand. My left arm is in a sling.
Is there trivia tonight?
Since when do people shake left hands?
I'm in for trivia. I call the inside of the booth.
I call the seat at the corner of the bar
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