Boxscore for 12/10/17

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DATE: 12/10/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	John R	6	2	8	3	3	2	0	8	11
2	Joe	4	2	6	3	2	0	1	11	8
3	Brendon	0	5	5	3	2	0	1	15	4
4	Jared	5	0	5	3	1	0	0	11	8
5	Nick	2	2	4	3	2	1	0	8	11
6	1994	1	3	4	3	1	0	1	11	8
7	Mike D	0	3	3	3	1	0	0	8	11
8	Billy	0	1	1	3	1	0	0	8	11
9	Drew B	1	0	1	3	0	0	0	4	15
10	Chris B	0	0	0	3	2	0	0	11	8

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Brett	3	2	66.67%	8	2.67	1
2	Steve F	3	1	33.33%	11	3.67	0

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Season Stats - Also, Hockey this Sunday at 6:00

Stats for the four weeks we've played this year have been added to the site (and yes, I'll try to keep up with it now).  I still have to update the player ratings so the team strength stats are not accurate.  Additionally there is a problem I have to fix before I can publish the other stats like Rivals and Career, but I'll be getting to those soon.

Who can play this Sunday at 6:00?

In: John, Brendon, Dave (G), Billy, Nick, Drew, Jared, Mike M --> "plenty"

Out: Ignads, Elliott

 

Stats!

It happens every week. Well, maybe not EVERY week. Most weeks. It happens once in a while. Rarely. It never happens. Well, let's just say it happens sometime between every week and never. What was I taking about again?

Oh yeah… It happens every week. Someone tries to claim an assist that they didn't really earn. Usually it's me. This time, though it was a different player. For the sake of not wanting to start a flame war, let's just call him Colonel Mustard. You’ll never be able to figure out his true identity -- so don’t even try. It’s just not possible. There’s no way to figure it out. Just like WPR, it shall remain forever a mystery.

Mustard called out an assist for himself twice in the night - one in each game. Let's review the plays:

The first goal was when Brett gave the puck to Jason behind the net and Jason turned the ball over to Andrew. Andrew shot from a rather tough angle and it went in, from the right side of the net. Mustard jogged back and called "Andrew from Mustard!". I almost wrote it down, but then I realized that I actually watched that play, and never actually saw Mustard handle the ball.

But I can’t be trusted. My eyes are old and it’s hard to see a bright pink ball on a whitish court, so naturally I asked the bench what they saw. Most of them were zoned out and didn’t pay attention. One of them was a child who didn’t even know what sport we were playing.

So, I asked a veteran player next to me and he just said "Just give him the assist. Otherwise he'll just get mad." Soooo, we just hand out assists because people might get upset on what would have HAD TO HAVE BEEN a vulture assist (at best) anyway, on a play that the defense turned the ball over? Even if he never touched it? Curious. I had to find out more. So, I asked the goaltender. I asked the other players on the opposing team. No one could confirm that he did indeed get the assist, much less even touch the ball.

Well, I guess he felt like just being on the ice at the time was good enough. And we can’t have unassisted goals. Someone needs to get the assist on every play. Right? Whatever. Moving on...

The next play in question was when Jared picked off a defense pass and drove through the middle of the ice and weaved through traffic, nearly losing possession as the defense swiped at the ball. He scored immediately. No follow up shot, no rebound. "Jared from Mustard!" he called out as they trotted back. Wait, what? how did Mustard get another assist on a play that he never even touched the ball on?


So, I asked the Scout who was sitting right beside me. (remember the Scout, Nick?) Did Mustard touch the ball on that play? The Scout said that it looked like MAYBE he whiffed on an attempted pass. Don’t know if he actually touched it though…."Does it count as an assist if the air from your whiff pushes it forward and then the player scores, despite not touching it?" the Scout asked.

Hmmm. I had to look it up. It turns out, that, in order to get an official assist, you actually have to touch it, according to the NHL rulebook. And of course, even if you do touch it, and the opposing team has control of the puck, for however short a period of time, and the player scores, you don’t get credit.

Of course, “control” is widely subjective. And we don’t have referees, so usually it’s a consensus thing. Unless we have the clear majority of people attesting to the assist, it really can’t be counted if no one actually saw the assist, can they?

But who wants credit for a phantom assist anyway? I do. Because I'm old and slow and can’t play hockey. But that’s just me. I think most people would say they don’t really want credit for THAT. I mean, most would say that it would be pretty pathetic to whine about a lost assist, given that it would have been a vulture assist AT BEST, anyway.

And I know there won’t be any immediate outcry over all of this, right? No objections. No complaints. That is, no complaints, plural. There might be one complaint, singular, from Mustard. But then again, if he WAS to complain, he would then out himself and his air of secrecy would be ruined. And he wouldn’t do that. So, I really doubt we will see anyone complain.

Of course, there’s a couple of schools of thought here. One is that: anything that I write up and post is mere garbage anyway, and any stat that Johnny decides to keep is thrown into his black hole of a database anyway. And I suppose we want to keep all these stats as accurately as possible so that one day, when we retire from hockey and end up in a nursing home along with Ron (who of course is still playing hockey - just not us), we can leave our magnificent database to our children (and our children's children) to maintain our legacy. And they will promptly delete it and start fresh, of course with their own stats.

And then there's WPR. But if you pay attention, WPR doesn’t ONLY go by what stats we recorded. He knows who played well and who was assist-grubbing and so on. So, I don’t think you want WPR to call you out on that. Or maybe you do. What am I, your guardian? How should I know? Well, if you want to start a flame war with WPR, please, be my guest. I don’t think it will end well for anyone. But that's just me.

So, to sum up, if you can’t detect sarcasm in writing, or don’t get tongue-in-cheek humor, then you should have stopped reading about 5 minutes ago and I apologize for the time that you will never get back.

Oh, and for those of you that really care, here are the stats. Although, you really shouldn’t care what I write. You should care what WPR writes. Because you can have all the stats in the world one week and still get trashed by WPR (trust me, I know from experience) or just not make his list altogether out of spite. Wait, spite? Was that the right word? Yes, I think so...

Anyway, on we go....enjoy.

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DATE: 12/03/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA	Phantom Assists
1	Andrew	2	2	4	2	1	1	0	6	9	0
2	Jared	3	1	4	2	1	0	1	6	9	0
3	John R	3	1	4	2	1	0	0	9	6	0
4	Brendon	3	0	3	2	1	1	0	9	6	0
5	Teddy N	1	2	3	2	1	0	0	9	6	0
6	JB	1	1	2	2	1	0	0	9	6	0
7	Nick	0	2	2	2	1	0	0	9	6	0
8	Drew B	1	1	2	2	1	0	1	9	6	0
9	Mike M	1	1	2	2	1	0	0	6	9	0
10	Jack K	0	1	1	2	1	0	0	9	6	0
11	Billy	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	6	9	0
12	Griff	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	6	9	0
13	Ignads	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	6	9	0
14	Chris N	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	6	9	0
15	Jason H	0	0	0	2	1	0	0	9	6	0
16	Colonel Mustard	0	1	0	2	1	0	0	6	9	2 1

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Brett	2	1	50.00%	6	3.00	0
2	Dave	2	1	50.00%	9	4.50	0

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P.S. As you can see, This STILL is 'the home of the recap'.....it's just a crumby home that suffers from neglect and has a slumlord attending to it. Cheers ;-)



P.P.S. As you can see, I’ve decided to keep track of a new stat - phantom assists. Self-explanatory. But just because you got two in one night, Mustard - don’t get too excited yet. I'm still leading the league in that category. I think Iggy might be ahead of you too. You have quite a way to go to catch up to us. :)

Big Board

The alliance took their talents to the softball field in hopes there's a chance we can be halfway decent at something.  We are not.

Here are the year end rankings, on we go!

15. Adam Leonard - Feels like a distant memory, but yes he did in fact play.  Got hurt immediately and was otherwise a complete waste of time

14. Johnny Riley- Hey he got on the rankings, thanks for subbing in.  I can't imagine you made a huge impact either way but who knows?

13. S Diego - Was supposed to be our ringer, I can' t remember if he played 1 game or 7 but his ability to play short stop with a child's size glove was poor.  Just one home run would've vaulted him into the top 10.

12. Tommy B - Playing second cut off got old quickly.  Had a lot of restrictions on where everyone was allowed to throw the ball.  Throwing it home is fun, leave us alone.

11.  Scott - I can't in good conscience put Scott in the top 10.  Fantastic regular season.  His playoff performance was, confusing/disturbing.  Worse of all, he refused to get off when a pinch runner was called for him, after all Griff has done for us.

10. Zack - Zack is a really good golfer

9. Canales - He didn't even know we were in the finals and who drives an hour just to try to walk every at bat?  Why is he even this high?  Ugh

8. Iggy - Participation was way down this year.  Never attempted to catch a ball at catcher, chose instead to let each pitch smash the ump in the shin.

7. Brett - Lost interest and no-showed a playoff game.  Then made a worse decision by staying for the finals.  Should've just went out on a high note after that walk off hit.

6. Nick - Remember that night a couple years ago Nick hit like 50 home runs and everybody thought he was the coolest?  You'll always have that night Nick, cherish it.

5. Vinny - Vinny made the top 5 people...Vinny.  He was a pitcher and got pinch ran for a lot.  I don't know what else to say.

4. Borges - Made the dreaded last out, also as i'm typing this the memory of you coming in to pitch and walking 15 straight batters is coming back.  Had a nice excuse ready for when everyone in the infield made an error on virtually every ball hit at them. 

3 - Jared - I don't know how the outfield made all those catches but props to them.  Led the team in pickles and was overall a bad influence in the clubhouse.

2 - Petzold - Has his priorities straight and knows it's always Alliance first, family 2nd.  I could criticize him for dropping a fly ball but it wasn't his glove and big board loves excuses.

1 - Griff - Dealt with a horrible group of below average athletes and his own weekly chest pains to will the alliance to the finals, in the lower division.

hockey on 12/3 @6pm

Hockey is ON.


In: John, Dave (G), Brendon, Jared, Billy, Mike M, Mike D, Nick, Ignads, Reggie, Drew, Andrew, Jason, Jack, WPR (G)


Out: Elliott


Pending: Ron, Griff, JB, misc children

Hockey Cancelled 11/26

John and Dave are injured. Cancelling this week.



In: Brendon, Jared, Billy, Brett
Nick, Mike d, Mike m, drew



OUT: Reggie, John, Ignads, Dave
Jb, Andrew, griff, bobcat
Elliott,Mike melo

Pending: Everyone else

WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

11-11-17

Who Is Moe?

10 Billy T - Its tough in a tournament where everyone played well and made the finals, to find a reason for someone to be in the 10th spot. Thankfully, that wasn't the case Saturday. Only having 3 D is tough I'm sure, but there were just too many times where the other team caught him flat footed.

9 Johnny - I think it's only fair that we blame Johnnys facial lacerations as the reason for his telegraphed, behind the back, no look passes up the middle to the other team.

8 Derek - How good was Derek? He had a brutal give away in game 1 that led to a goal. He abandoned the team game 3. And tried to be a hero game 1 playoffs by jumping up to offense on every shift in the first period to try and score on an empty net which messed the rest of the lines up. But most disappointing of all was his loss of faith in Griff. Especially when all he does every game is puff everyone up.

7 Griff - "The Shift" shifts are becoming few and far in between. But give him credit for going out 89% of the time when Jared called for a sub.

6 Ron - There's no doubt that Ron is still a weapon for the Alliance. The problem most likely lies with the line combinations, but you can't blame Jared for expecting Ron to carry line 2 after what he did in the HC. At the end of the day, 1 goal just didn't meet expectations.

5 Borges - Dominant in the circle all day and was probably runner up for MVP since he scored on the MVP. He doesn't beat you with speed or with skill. He just beats you.

4 Nick - He really is impressive back there on defense. Even his ankle slashes have become famous in Dracut. He's relentless and determined on defense and when he plays that well, the offensive deficiencies become a fading thought in the mind of WPR.

3 Dave - He maybe had 2 or 3 really tough saves; saves he shouldn't have made. But for the first time in a long time, the alliance got something out of a goalie that they rarely ever get, someone who doesn't give up that back breaking goal. The shot from half ice that goes in on Kenny. The shot that goes 10 feet wide and comes out the other side that tony is slow to react to. Dave gave the Alliance a great performance.

2 Jared - He'll never not be the top goal scorer in a tournament for the Alliance. His forechecking was oppressive to the other teams and resulted in more than a couple goals. The only knock on him is that he isnt nearly detail oriented enough. Once he learns how to relay information better he'll go down as one of the best Alliance players/GMs in history.

1 Brett - They must have been cheering for him for some reason. You don't just get a whole bleacher section cheering your pad color and giving you free Busch beer for nothing. His goal production was a nice bonus this time around as was his ankle not folding over 7 minutes into the day. But it just comes down to his failed penalty shot looking just a little better than Jared's failed penalty shot.

Hockey on Sunday 11/19?

Post your status in this thread for the week: 11/19 (on which the Pats have 4:30pm game :)


In: Brendon, John, Billy, Jared


Out: Dave, Iggy, Brett, Mike D


Presumed out: Everyone who has not yet responded

Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold

Ever have one of those nights when the ball just isn't bouncing your way? Hopping over the stick? Not getting enough on that pass? Hitting the post on every shot?
Yep. That was us. Just couldn't find the handle on so many great opportunities. We definitely has chances, but just couldn't cash in.
Felt like we doubled up the white team on SOG. Maybe that's just me. Hate to see what our shooting percentage would have been.
It's best not to think about it...

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DATE: 11/05/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	Brett	2	5	7	3	2	0	0	12	9
2	Jared	2	5	7	3	1	1	0	9	12
3	JB	6	1	7	3	2	0	0	12	9
4	Andrew	3	0	3	3	1	0	0	9	12
5	Elliott	3	0	3	3	1	0	0	9	12
6	John R	1	2	3	3	1	0	1	9	12
7	Logan D	2	1	3	3	2	1	0	12	9
8	Mike M	1	1	2	3	2	1	1	12	9
9	Billy	0	1	1	3	2	0	0	12	9
10	Brendon	0	1	1	3	1	0	0	9	12
11	Nick	1	0	1	3	2	0	0	12	9
12	Ignads	0	6985	6985	3	1	0	0	9	12
13	Chris N	0	1	1	3	2	0	0	12	9
14	Griff	0	0	0	3	2	0	0	12	9
15	Mike D	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	9	12
16	Scott D	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	9	12
17	Teddy N	0	0	0	3	2	0	0	12	9

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Steve F	3	2	66.67%	9	3.00	0
2	Dave	3	1	33.33%	12	4.00	0

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who's in for Sunday 11/5 @ 6pm

In: John, Brendon, Dave (G), Brett, JB, Mike M, Mike D, Billy, Jared, Nick, Ignads, Drew, Steve (G), and probably some children

Out: Reggie, Griff

Pending: Ron, Elliott, Andrew, miscellaneous children

WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

10-29-17

Say goodbye to PPG

10 Billy - When's Billy gonna take the next step and be a legit number 1 defenseman for a side? He shows flashes.

9 Mike M - Talk about flashes. This man child is not afraid of trying moves he has no shot at pulling off

8 Mike D - WPR does have a heart. He's the only one who forechecked for his team

7 Johnny - Capitalized on some chances but the thought of a 2 way game from him is a distant memory.

6 Nick - Some great defensive plays defending odd man rushes and

5 Iggy - Most people arent a threat to score from along the boards, and Iggy is hoping you all keep thinking that.

4 Jared - Certainly the biggest loser of timed games. But don't worry, he'll be hoisting the art Ross trophy and the Richard trophy by years end.

3 Dave - Had a slightly tougher Goalie assignment for the night but still continued his great performance from last week. With timed games now, it'll be interesting to see who actually is producing and not just outlasting the other players.

2 Brett - A shutout and a sparkling GAA show how valuable he was this week. This goalie duo is what will bring Saugus back to its original glory despite what the other teams broad shouldered winger says.

1 Andrew - Good on defense and a very underrated shot. It's time to start taking this child seriously. Except for in the Haverhill Cup, children are useless in the Haverhill Cup.

Dishonorable Mention: His name rhymes with Forges - I can't even bring myself to say his name after that brutal display of crybabyness. Go to 2:35

Boxscore for 10/29

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DATE: 10/29/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	Andrew	4	0	4	3	2	1	0	8	4
2	Jared	2	1	3	3	2	0	0	8	4
3	John R	2	1	3	3	1	0	1	4	8
4	Mike D	2	1	3	3	1	1	0	4	8
5	Ignads	2	1	3	3	2	1	0	8	4
6	Nick	0	2	2	3	2	0	1	8	4
7	Mike M	0	2	2	3	2	0	1	8	4
8	Jack K	0	1	1	3	1	0	0	4	8
9	Ethan D	0	1	1	3	2	0	0	8	4
10	Kyle	0	1	1	3	2	0	0	8	4
11	JB	0	1	1	3	1	0	0	4	8
12	Brendon	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	4	8
13	Drew B	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	4	8
14	Billy	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	4	8

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Brett	3	2	66.67%	4	1.33	1
2	Dave	3	1	33.33%	8	2.67	0

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Hockey Next Sunday: 10/29/17

Please post your availability here. What time? 6-8?


In: John, Brendon, Drew, Nick, Ignads, Mike D, Billy, Brett, Jared

Probable: Andrew, JB

Maybe: Elliott


In for 5 only: --

In for 6 only: Dave

Stats for 10/22/17

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DATE: 10/22/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	weeks	Team Goals	GA
1	Jared	6	1	7	2	2	2	0	1	10	7
2	Brendon	3	2	5	2	2	0	1	1	10	7
3	Mike D	3	2	5	2	0	0	0	1	7	10
4	Billy	1	3	4	2	2	0	1	1	10	7
5	Drew B	2	2	4	2	0	0	0	1	7	10
6	John R	1	2	3	2	0	0	0	1	7	10
7	Jason H	1	1	2	2	0	0	0	1	7	10
8	Mike M	0	2	2	2	2	0	0	1	10	7
9	Jack K	0	1	1	2	2	0	0	1	10	7

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts	weeks
1	Brett	2	2	100.00%	7	3.50	0	1
2	Dave	2	0	0.00%	10	5.00	0	1

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Hockey Sunday, October 22nd at 5:00pm

Who is in?

** UPDATE: John says the rink is booked 5-7pm.

PLEASE GET THERE EARLY IF AT ALL POSSIBLE so we can start on time.

(Please bring $15 each as we wont likely have 13+ players)


In: John, Brendon, Jared, Iggy, Billy, Mike D, Brett, Ron, Drew

Out: Reggie, John P, Praters, Joe, Kervyn, John F

Pending: Nick, JB, Mike W, Steve F, Dave, Melo, Jack, etc.

The 2017 Fall Hockey Preview

Welcome to The Fall 2017 Hockey Preview Illegal Gambling Edition

Below, you will find the over/under odds for each event. (DISCLAIMER: for entertainment purposes only. We are not responsible for stoopid people who take this sort of thing literally.)

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Event: Number of games Griff plays this season (excluding any Haverhill Cup action)
Over/Under: 1
Smart Money: Take the under on this one. If it was zero, I'd be tempted to take the under on that one as well...

Event: Number people that Nick severely injures with his reckless playing this year
Over/Under: 4
Smart Money: You might be thinking of taking the over, but odds are it will only end up being three. Take the under.

Event: Number times Brett glorifies himself in some way through the written word
Over/Under: 4,748
Smart Money: It's tempting to take the under, perhaps thinking that no one will keep count. But the over is clearly where the smart money is.

Event: Number nasty farts that JB rips during week 1
Over/Under: 14
Smart Money: This one's tricky. Stay with the under. Most of them are silent-but-deadly so we won’t be able to keep track.

Event: Number weekly appearances any Prater
Over/Under: 5
Smart Money: With Andrew being reinstated, suddenly the odds shift. Vegas odds-makers haven't learned of this yet, so since we're in the know, I'd say go over. But just barely.

Event: Number times John updates the stats in a timely manner
Over/Under: 0.5
Smart Money: Take the under. This one's a no-brainer.

Event: Number times Mike D has shot up some roids since we last played
Over/Under: 7
Smart Money: That's not a big number, but stick with the under. We didn't specify how long each steroid session lasts. Could be hours at a time.

Event: Number appearances by Reggie
Over/Under: 1
Smart Money: I'm taking the over. I have faith that Reggie will find a way to make at least one appearance this year (if not a couple), in between a host of health issues. But I'm also not betting the farm on it.

Event: Number trips that Brendon makes to the ER this season
Over/Under: 1
Smart Money: Pick 'em. I'm taking the under because I really don't want the over to be true.

Event: Number ACLs that Mike W tears this season
Over/Under: 3
Smart Money: We're taking the over. And we're not even sure why. He only has two ACLs. Somehow it's just going to be right.

Event: Number people that Jared verbally abuses whose name doesn't sound like "Frendon"
Over/Under: 1
Smart Money: I'd stick with the under on this one. Just a hunch.

Event: Number years that Ron's team of bio-engineering scientists are able to take off of him by using the TB12 diet and methodology
Over/Under: 6
Smart Money: Take the over. Ron's actual age is 74, but you'd never know it...

Event: Number times that someone complains about this list in some way
Over/Under: 57
Smart Money: Over. Easy money.

Bloopasaurus STATS!!!

Player     HITS     AB     AVG     RUNS     RBI(s?)       WGs       Errors
Brett          6           13       .461         5             0                   0               1 
Jared         8           12       .667         6             1                   2               0
Borges       6           11       .545         5             6                   1               0
Nick           3           11       .273         2             3                   0               0
Griff          3           10       .300         2             7                   0               0
Ashley       2             9       .222         0             0                   0               0
Johnny      5             9       .556         1             1                   0               0
Beaupre    2             8        .250        1             3                   1               0
Billy           3             8       .375         1             0                  0               1
Ariel          1             8       .125         0             1                   0               0


Game Notes:
Game 1: Beaupre didn't have cleats, Chiefs web gem was considered an error as well by most, Nick struck out
Game 2:Nick fell, Jared tagged from 2nd, billy dodged a tag, Brett dropped a fly ball, yelled "shoot" and no error for some reason, Nick was quietly being awful
Game 3: Nick's had been wearing a white shirt the whole time, we amended the stat sheet to add a double for Brett
Game 4: Great defensive positioning by Jared to have Billy play 2nd, Ugh...Borges' "web gem", Brett kept hitting fly balls, Jared's heardfirst slide into 2nd, Griff was sent home on an overthrow to win the game but ignored 3rd base coach and stayed, Chiefs RBI was  a game winner.
Playoff Game:  We hate the pros and cons, Manny (Jared's cutoff), Brett made the last out

Hockey this Sunday at 6:00

Who can play this week?  As an FYI, the rink is closed next week for Memorial Day weekend.

Roster Update:

In: John, Billy, Mike D, Iggy?, Jared, Brett, Drew, Dave

Not going to try to interpret: Frendon

Out: John F

Haven't heard from: Everyone else

Hockey this Sunday at 6:00

In: John, Brett (G), Dave (G), Reggie, Iggy, Drew, Billy, Mike D, John F, Jared, Nick, Bobcat, Griff, Elliot, JB

Haven't heard from: Ron, Melo

Reekly Wower Prankings

It's all about the parody

13. John F - All he needs to do to round out his game is just not immediately lose the ball on every play. Speed just isn't enough. Guys like JB and Griff couldn't hit 20 mph if they fell out of a plane, so that's not it...
Work on those stickhandling skills.

12. Jared - Jared is a master at scoring. And cherry-picking. And not playing any semblance of Defense in his own zone, even when the action is near him. And whining about everything the referees do. (Well, one particular referee, but that was all expected anyway)
Whatever happened to TPJ? More like SPJ these days. Was there ever a TPJ or was that just propaganda? I don't remember... I do remember how he never commits any penalties...But that slash. Oh, that slash...

11. Brett - The only reason he is this low on the list is because he is always at the top of his own lists.

10. Mike D - Mike is really good at taking shots from 20-30 ft further than necessary. Drive up to the hoop and shoot in the paint.

9. Reggie - Looked like he had about 15 years of rust on those first few shots. Welcome back, Reggie. Gotta get your shot back. But then you'll probably slide down the rankings for some reason.

8. Nick - Nick should actually be the last ranked person on this list for refusing to admit his role in Frendon's injury. Let bygones be bygones, I say. But on the other hand, his team was horrible and it was probably all his fault, so...

7. John R - The 2012 version of Johnny has 38 goals Sunday night. At least. I can't remember the last time he was so open and walked in on some many semi-breakaways. His teammates found ways to set him up in the slot over and over again.
Is the decrepit stage of late-30's old-age sneaking up on him? Or has it already slapped him silly? Drink whatever Ron is drinking and then pass me some.

6. JB - His team had the extra sub in game 1 and lost 5-2. Then he traded away the extra sub to Jared's team hoping it would throw them off, or at least force Jared to sit more. Nope. They lose 5-3. Questionable Terrible leadership skills.

5. Griff - His ability to play defense for a team with only 4 out of 5 people playing defense was impressive. Too bad he had to stay back there so much. Could have rotated him around and got some better scoring chances maybe. But he loses points for laughing and berating his own teammate and captain on that penalty. Good work, Griff.

4. Ignads - How he gets so open and alone so often is beyond me. He's not that hard to miss. Does the defense just ignore him as a non-threat? Or has he figured out the secret to the art of Johnny-Riley-Camouflage that allows to get wide open in the slot in plain sight?
I think it's just lack of really caring on the part of Saugus pick-up hockey players who are barely interested...Should've had about 10 goals given the opportunities he had to bury some shots on Jack. I wish I had that many opportunities in a night. Or a season. I'll have whatever he's having, too.

3. Billy - Billy was there on Sunday.

2. Drew - I'm trying to think of negative things to say about everyone but it's hard. I wish I had the writing skills of BigBoard or WPR. Drew was terrible on that penalty shot. There.

1. Jack - The old man gets the nod at the #1 spot mainly because I don't think he's ever been #1 on any sort of a list on this site. Well, any good list anyway. He said he's retiring soon. To which I said: 'So you should have more free time to focus on sharpening up your hockey skills?' Then we both had a good laugh.


Honorable mention: Jared's Ego. Sometimes, you just have to assign a category for something all its own when it becomes larger than life. Maybe this post will take some air out it faster than a Jim McNally bathroom-break. Probably not. It will probably just inflate it like an Aaron-Rodgers-football.

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DATE: 04/30/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	Jared	6	0	6	2	2	1	0	10	5
2	Ignads	2	2	4	2	2	1	1	10	5
3	Griff	0	4	4	2	2	0	0	10	5
4	Billy	1	1	2	2	2	0	0	10	5
5	Drew B	0	2	2	2	0	0	0	5	10
6	John F	1	1	2	2	2	0	1	10	5
7	John R	1	1	2	2	0	0	0	5	10
8	JB	2	0	2	2	0	0	0	5	10
9	Mike D	2	0	2	2	0	0	0	5	10
10	Reggie	0	2	2	2	1	0	0	7	8
11	Nick	0	1	1	2	0	0	0	5	10

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Brett	2	2	100.00%	5	2.50	0
2	Jack R	2	0	0.00%	10	5.00	0

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DATE: 04/30/17

Goal	Assist
GAME 1
Mike D	JR
JB	Reggie
Ignads	u
Jared	Griff
Jared	Billy
Billy	Ignads
Jared	Ignads
GAME 2
Mike D	Nick
JB	Drew
JR	Drew
John F	Griff
Jared	Griff
Jared	Reggie
Jared	Griff
Ignads	John F

Who can play this Sunday at 6:00?

In: John, Jack (G), Reggie, Billy, Mike D, Brett, Iggy, Jared, John F

Out Indefinitely: Frendon

If needed but would like a week to heal: Dave

Out: Ron, Melo, Steve

Hockey This Sunday at 7:00

Also known as the we're going to Game 7 celebration:

In: John, Jared, Brett, JB, Griff, Drew, Mike D, Billy, John F, Nick

Probably: Dave

Waiting to hear from: Joe

Out: Ron, Melo, Elliot

Out Indefinitely: Frendon

Haverhill Cup Stats

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Haverhill Cup Regular Season 04/15/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	JB	6	2	8	3	3	2	0	12	4
2	Brendon	1	5	6	3	3	1	2	12	4
3	Nick	4	2	6	3	1	1	0	8	11
4	Ron	3	3	6	3	1	0	1	10	11
5	Scott F	3	3	6	3	1	0	0	10	11
6	Jared	3	2	5	3	1	1	0	6	10
7	Griff	2	2	4	3	1	0	0	8	11
8	Drew B	3	1	4	3	1	0	0	10	11
9	Mike D	3	0	3	3	3	0	0	12	4
10	Zack	2	1	3	3	1	0	0	6	10
11	Joe	1	1	2	3	1	0	0	6	10
12	Billy	0	1	1	3	3	0	0	12	4
13	Brett	1	0	1	0	0	0	0	0	0
14	John F	1	0	1	3	1	0	0	8	11
15	Ignads	1	0	1	3	1	1	0	10	11
16	Jeremy	1	0	1	3	1	0	0	8	11
17	Dave	0	1	1	0	0	0	0	0	0
18	MVW	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	6	10

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Penalty Shot Goals

Player	Goals
JB	1

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Goalie Stats

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Brett	3	3	100.00%	4	1.33	1
2	Mike Melo	3	1	33.33%	10	3.33	1
3	Dave	3	1	33.33%	11	3.67	0
4	John R	3	1	33.33%	11	3.67	0

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Haverhill Cup Post Season 04/15/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	Drew B	6	2	8	4	4	2	0	13	6
2	Ron	3	1	4	4	4	0	0	13	6
3	Griff	2	1	3	5	2	2	0	7	10
4	Scott F	2	1	3	4	4	1	0	13	6
5	JB	1	1	2	3	1	1	0	3	4
6	John F	1	1	2	5	2	0	0	7	10
7	Nick	2	0	2	5	2	0	0	7	10
8	Ignads	2	0	2	4	4	1	0	13	6
9	Brendon	0	1	1	3	1	0	0	3	4
10	Billy	1	0	1	3	1	0	0	3	4
11	Jared	1	0	1	2	0	0	0	3	6
12	Joe	1	0	1	2	0	0	0	3	6
13	Zack	1	0	1	2	0	0	0	3	6
14	Mike D	0	0	0	3	1	0	0	3	4
15	Jeremy	0	0	0	5	2	0	0	7	10
16	MVW	0	0	0	2	0	0	0	3	6

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Penalty Shot Goals

Player	Goals
Griff	2
JB	1

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Goalie Stats

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	John R	4	4	100.00%	6	1.50	0
2	Dave	5	2	40.00%	10	2.00	1
3	Brett	3	1	33.33%	4	1.33	0
4	Mike Melo	2	0	0.00%	6	3.00	0

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2017 H.C. POWER RANKINGS

It's All About The Auction

20 Brendon - Didn't provide as much offense as JB had hoped for. Just 1 goal in the playoffs would have been the difference. Getting a shot off in the shoot out would have been nice, especially after Brett specifically said "make sure you at least get a shot", he just didn't have it in him.

19 Demaio - Neither did Mike.

18 Fichera - Still just a "raw talent". I mean like "just killed the cow raw". I mean like "just killed the cow raw, but the cow was pretty sickly so we don't even know if we can use the meat from its diseased body" raw. Had a goal in the playoffs.

17 Ward - What could he have done differently on that penalty shot?

16 Melo - He turned up his play come playoff time and did a decent job as Ron and Scott and Iggy were teeing off from everywhere.

15 Iggy - When I think Iggy, I think Claude Lemieux. A player who latches on to the powerhouse team and takes all the credit when they win.

14 Jeremy - He knows how to play hockey, but he was just too tentative. Nothing like he was down in Florida year 1. Remember that one handed goal he scored in Florida that didn't count? That was awesome.

13 Zack - He actually played pretty well with Jared and if they had a healthy Ward, I think they could have done some damage on Saturday. His shot is much improved from his rookie Haverhill Cup year and you can't put a price on someone who cares way too much about the game.

12 Johnny - Didn't really have to do much except stay in the net. He's like Cory Crawford. He plays pretty well but doesn't get much credit because he has a great team around him.

11 Joe - That one shift where he blocked 4 shots in a row from the same person was pretty funny to watch and sums up joes value to a team. He'll jump into the play as well to provide some offensive pop. The more I look at Jared's team the more I think they could've gone to the finals if they had a full roster. Teams with only 4 players have never won a game in the HC playoffs.

10 Billy - A lot was riding on Billy's play this year. With Borges being the only offense, Billy was going to have to be a shut down defenseman and he was. He blocked shots, broke up odd man rushes and kept the play going forward.

9 Brett - He was the better goalie against 95 percent of the players. But as soon Griff got the ball, you could actually hear and smell him lose control of his bowels.

8 Dave - The day was just too long for Dave, not to mention that Brett wouldn't share his granola bar with him. So that made Dave tired and hungry. Not a good combination.

7 Griff - How many more tricks can he possibly pull out of his bag? I think griff had 50 percent of the goals scored on Brett. Not a bad day for the worst day of the year.

6 Jared - The finals just aren't the same without Jared in them. Someone to really root against. There's no denying he gave it all he had. It just wasn't even close to being enough. He did get to watch more of the bruins game than anyone else.

5 Drew - It was a crime how cheap drew went for in the auction. A gross miscalculation of his worth by 3 of the 4 captains. That goal where he picked the corner glove side on Dave was a thing of beauty.

4 JB - I think it was the giant Italian sub from the gas station that ultimately did him in.

3 Nick - Too much defense doesn't win in the HC. You can never have enough offense.

2 Scott - Was a perfect compliment to ron. Played great defensively and that game winner vs Jared's team was clutch with only seconds remaining. Again, grossly undervalued by the other 3 captains in the auction.

1 Ron - What's left to say? This living legend continues to beat the odds in a young mans game. He says he's done, but that would be a shame if he left before winning his 5th cup and becoming the first dynasty in HC history. Yes you need to win 5 in a row to be a dynasty. It would also be a shame because we wouldn't have enough players to play next year if he doesn't.

2017 Haver Hill Cup Final

Why can't I just post the video here anymore? Click here.

The Haverhill Cup is Here

Team Borges:
Borges. Billy. Demaio. Frendon. Brett

Team Jared:
Jared. Ward. Joe. Zack. Melo

Team Ron:
Ron. Scott. Drew. Iggy. Johnny.

Team Nick:
Nick. Griff. Jeremy. Fichera. Dave

Schedule:

1:00 Jared vs Ron

1:15 Borges vs Nick

1:30 Borges vs Ron

1:45 Nick vs Jared

2:00 Borges vs Jared

2:15 Ron vs Nick

PLAYOFFS

Seed 1 decides if they want 1st or second game of playoffs. All series are best of 3.

2:30 Series 1

2:45 Series 2

3:00 Series 1

3:15 Series 2

3:30 Series 1*

3:45 Series 2*

FINALS

4:00 ish Game 1

4:15 Game 2

4:30 Game 3*

4:45-7:30 Haverhill Cup presentation and celebration. (It's a pretty elaborate presentation)

At the 99s, MVP voting and Bruins 3rd period

RULES

All the usual penalties from ice hockey, not dumb dek hockey rules. Being an idiot to the ref with stupid comments or complaining can be called at refs discretion as unsportsmanlike conduct. All penalties result in penalty shot. Although in the future, power plays could be introduced. All cover ups by goalie results in his team getting the ball behind the net with 3 seconds to make a free play. After a goal a team must return to their own half and wait 5 seconds to forecheck or till the other team crosses half court. 6 minute halves for all games. Everyone must be willing to video tape. It's a rule. I'm sure I'm forgetting something but just remind me at the rink and I'll let everyone know.

What happened to the MVP poll?

Hockey this Sunday at 7:00

Updated roster by tomorrow...

Rink photos from 4/8/17:

Hockey this Sunday at 7:00

In: John, Dave (G), The Grand Wizard (G), Jared, Mike D, Sailor Bill, Mike W

Out: John F

Haven't Heard From: Ron, JB, Nick, Iggy, Drew, Elliot, Joe

Big Board

From the offices of Big Board comes the 2017 Haverhill Cup rankings.  It just won't be the same this year without the New Bedford team, but on we go!

20- Brendan (G)- ugh…gonna be a long day for this battle tested veteran goalie.  I'm sure Brendan is super excited to face Ron and Scott firing reckless slapshots at him in the pitch black.

19- Favro- I’m not sure what type of format would suit his game, but 3 vs 3 on pavement certainly isn’t it. 

18- Brendon- After a month of rest Brendon will muster the courage and strength to play for the cup.   After every terrible play he will surely wince in pain and grab his head or back...or ribs...or..hamstring...or whatever the injury of the day is.

17 Melo (G)- His positive attitude can go a long way.  Melo will suit up for all of his games and that cannot be confidently said for some other goalies.

16- Iggy- This is just a temporary ranking, when he shows up in peak physical condition 3 weeks from now he will be in the top 10 easily.

15- Joe- He’ll do the patented stick throw into the boards after each failed knee slide that turns into a goal.  I’m still confused as to JB’s lineup, I guess Billy will be playing some offense.   What a terrible trade he made.

14- Mike D- Whatever team Demaio ends up on knows what they’ll get out of him.  He can adequately play center with an occasional shift at wing.

13- Zack- He’s not going to catch many passes cleanly, or shoot the ball with any accuracy or speed, or win many board battles, or make smart passes, but I do think he’s planning to stay the whole tournament which is nice.

12- Billy- One has to wonder where his head is at after another outburst last night.  Perhaps the pressure of not winning the Cup for 5 years is building.  With his captain not showing the lack of leadership on team Borges is evident.

11. Johnny- Johnny Iggy and Favro didn’t show a lot of chemistry last night, but I have a feeling they are saving the good stuff for the tourney.  No sense in showing your hand to your opponent in the weeks leading up to it.  In the end he’s shooting on Melo and Jack for the majority of the games so he’ll have a million goals.

10- Jeremy- The mere fact he showed up to Saugus shows how serious this veteran is about repeating. 

9- Griff- The love and passion for street hockey, and life in general, has left Griff.  Father time waits for no one and this 30+ year old power forward may not have much left in the tank after last year’s devastating defeat in the finals.  How are those seltzer waters?

8- Scott- He apparently ran a 4.4 40 in high school, so that should translate to dominance 15 years later.  The Haverhill Cup is more of a write off for Scott since he will spend the whole day trying to get Brett and Nick to come work for him.

7- Ward- He has a scoring touch against Brett, unfortunately everyone has  a scoring touch against his goalie.  A captain you want to play hard for, can Mike win an unprecedented 3^rd mvp?

6- Nick- He’s already too high on this list.  His draft is unforgivable. 

5. Brett (G)- There’s no escaping his team and the onslaught he’ll face every game.  He would’ve been #1 but that breakaway goal he let up to Johnny cost him 4 slots.  He's excellent at recognizing high sticks from 50 feet away tho.

4- Jared- Where Jared lacks in leadership and likeability he makes up for with phenomenal drafting and trading.

3- Ron- This 3 time champion is built for the Haverhill Cup.  A lot of trade rumors surround Ron and you have to wonder Ward is going to sell high.

2- Borges- I don’t know why he’s this high.  But one of these years he’s going to win this.  He did win a couple scoring titles in Dracut 8 years ago so maybe he just doesn't have any room for another trophy.

1- Dave (G)-  Almost dying playing defense yesterday will make Dave more focused and confident than ever to dominate in net.  With his entire team being defenseman, Dave is the favorite to win MVP.

Hockey This Sunday at 6:00

In: John, Dave (G), Brett (G), Melo (G), Jared, Ward, Nick, JB, Mike D, Billy, John F

Out: Steve, Elliot, gonna go out on a limb and say Griff

Haven't heard from: Ron, Iggy, Joe, Drew, Kervyn

TRADE!

What's a Haverhill Cup without reckless trades to make the players feel worthless.


Jared has traded Billy Thomas and Zack to
Borges for Jeremy and Demaio


Additional considerations were vigorously fought for but ultimately never transpired.  Trade is still pending approval by the commissioner.

Hockey this Sunday at 6:00

In: John, Dave (g), Melo (g), Jared, Ward, Drew, Iggy, Brett, Billy, Mike D, Nick

Out: Steve, Elliot, Brendon, John F

Haven't heard from: JB, Ron, everyone else

Stats for 3/12/17

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DATE: 03/12/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	weeks	Team Goals	GA
1	Brett	2	8	10	3	3	0	3	1	15	7
2	John R	8	1	9	3	3	1	0	1	15	7
3	Ron	3	1	4	3	0	0	0	1	7	15
4	Kervyn	3	0	3	3	3	1	0	1	15	7
5	John F	1	2	3	3	2	1	0	1	11	11
6	JB	1	2	3	3	3	0	0	1	15	7
7	Nick	0	3	3	3	0	0	0	1	7	15
8	Jared	2	1	3	3	0	0	0	1	7	15
9	Ignads	2	0	2	3	0	0	0	1	7	15
10	MVW	0	1	1	3	0	0	0	1	7	15
11	Brendon	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	1	5	1
12	Mike D	0	0	0	3	0	0	0	1	7	15
13	Drew B	0	0	0	3	3	0	0	1	15	7

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts	weeks
1	Dave	3	3	100.00%	7	2.33	0	1
2	Steve F	3	0	0.00%	15	5.00	0	1

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DATE: 03/12/17

Goal	Assist
GAME 1
Kervyn	Brett
Brett	u
JR	Brett
JR	Brett
JR	Brett
Ron	Nick
GAME 2
JR	JB
JR	JF
JR	Brett
JB	u
JF	Brett
Jared	Nick
Jared	MVW
Ron	u
GAME 3
JR	Brett
JR	JF
Brett	JR
Kervyn	JB
Kervyn	Brett
Ignads	Ron
Ignads	Nick
Ignads	Jared

Hockey Sunday 3/12 @ 6pm

Who's in?

In:"a decent number of guys" => Brendon, John R, Ignads (mandatory),Jared, Mike W, Dave(G), Brett, Ron, Steve(G) (kind of),
Drew
Doubtful: Billy

Out: Elliot

no official status yet: Nick, John F, Mike D, Borges, Joe

boxscore for 03/05/17

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DATE: 03/05/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	weeks	Team Goals	GA
1	Jared	6	4	10	4	2	2	0	1	16	15
2	John R	4	5	9	4	2	0	1	1	15	16
3	Brett	4	4	8	4	2	1	0	1	15	16
4	Brendon	4	3	7	4	2	0	0	1	15	16
5	JB	3	4	7	4	2	0	1	1	16	15
6	Mike D	3	3	6	4	2	0	1	1	16	15
7	MVW	2	3	5	4	2	0	0	1	16	15
8	Joe	2	0	2	3	1	0	0	1	11	12
9	John F	2	0	2	4	2	0	0	1	15	16
10	Nick	1	1	2	4	2	1	1	1	15	16
11	Billy	0	1	1	4	3	0	0	1	17	14

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts	weeks
1	Steve F	4	2	50.00%	15	3.75	0	1
2	Dave	4	2	50.00%	16	4.00	0	1

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DATE: 03/05/17

Goal	Assist
GAME 1
MD	Jared
Joe	MVW
JF	Brett
JF	Brett
JR	Brendon
JR	Brendon
Nick	JR
GAME 2
MD	JB
Joe	MVW
Jared	JB
JB	u
Brendon	Billy
Brendon	Brett
JR	Brett
Brett	JR
Brett	Nick
GAME 3
Jared	MVW
Jared	MD
MD	MVW
MVW	u
Jared	JB
Brendon	JR
Brett	JR
GAME 4
Jared	JB
JB	MD
JB	Jared
MVW	Jared
Jared	MD
Brett	JR
JR	Brendon
Brendon	u

Hockey for Sunday March 5th @ 6pm

Game on Sunday @ 6pm

In: "two goalies, a bunch of guys" (Brendon, John R, Dave (G), Billy ....)

Maybe:

Out:

no official status here:, Brett, Jared, Mike W, Nick, John F, Elliot, Mike D, Borges, Jack (G), Joe, Steve (G), Ron, Melo (G)

Hockey Cancelled- Sunday 2/26/17 @ 6pm

Johns back is still bothering him...we will try for next week....


In: Brendon, John R, Dave (G)

Maybe:

Out: Billy

haven't heard from:, Brett, Jared, Mike W, Nick, John F, Elliot, Mike D, Borges, Jack (G), Joe, Steve (G), Ron, Melo (G)

Scoring Summary 2/19/17

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DATE: 02/19/17

Goal	Assist
GAME 1
Jared	Ward
Billy	JB
John F	Brett
John F	Mike D
JR	Mike D
John F	Nick
Brett	Nick
GAME 2
JB	u
Jared	Billy
Mike W	Jared
Jared	borges
MVW	JB
Brett	Mike D
Brett	John F
GAME 3 (unfinished)
Jared	Mike W
Jared	JB
Nick	u
Brett	Mike D
Mike D	Brett
John F	Mike D

Hockey this Sunday @ 6

Here we go again. Starting from Scratch:

In for Sunday Feb 19th: John, Dave (G), Billy, Brett, Jared, Mike W, Brendon, Nick, John F, Elliot.

Out: Steve (G), Ron, Melo (G)

haven't heard from: Mike D, Borges, Jack (G), Joe

WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

1-15-17

"So there I was, down 10 points..."

11 Joe - Its almost like he hates Brett and purposely does the opposite of what Brett encourages the team to do. Brett says play smart defense, Joe pinches in. Brett says stay in front of Jared, Joe tries to pick off the pass. Game 2 was over in a hurry and Joe was the reason.

10 Brendon - Sure, his slap shot hasn't left the ground in 2 years and everyone knows what play he's going to make before he even does, but with no subs, Brendon hung in there and ground it out. White team just couldnt take advantage of all his mistakes.

9 Demaio - It wasn't from a lack of shooting that's for sure.

8 Billy - Sure, Billy deserves some of the blame for Jared's monster night, but it's his lack of confidence in his shot. Just shoot! It's Saugus hockey. It'll go in.

7 Johnny - I was ready to blow my brains out watching him work the low post into an impossible angle shot resulting in trying to stuff it in on Dave. Maybe it worked once or twice but man is that bad if that's your go to move. Get back to beating goalies with your shot.

6 Elliot - Still struggles with the long shot and it's probably because he refuses to wear goalie pads in net. But he made some grand saves in close and even stopped a 2 on 0 chance. But then that last goal.....

5 Ward - Not a stand out night from Mike but throw in a rare clutch game winner and you have a nice solid performance. He was picking corners on Elliot which was good to see.

4 Dave - He did give up that brutal slow roller from the point to Johnny but other than that, Dave was a tough nut to crack.

3 Brett - His team played fine when he was on defense. They even controlled the play most of the time. But strangely enough it was when their best offensive player went on offense that they suffered.

2 Jared - Has Jared played vs Dave yet this year? Seems his level of competition is on par with the patriots. I hope you know that Joe doesn't think your style of hockey is hockey at all. He doesn't know how you live with yourself. You better hope people continue to take to heart all your complaints in game and just try to keep you happy. That line change you demanded was embarrassingly effective.

1 Nick - A staunch defender of the blueline last night as well as a sniper. Quite the deadly combination. Elliot could have really used someone's like you.

Stats for 1/15/17

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DATE: 01/15/17

rank	Player	Goals	Assists	Points	Games	Wins	GW	GWA	Team Goals	GA
1	Jared	6	5	11	2	2	1	0	13	11
2	John R	5	3	8	2	0	0	0	11	13
3	Nick	3	4	7	2	2	0	2	13	11
4	Brett	4	2	6	2	0	0	0	11	13
5	MVW	4	2	6	2	2	1	0	13	11
6	Billy	0	2	2	2	0	0	0	11	13
7	Joe	1	1	2	1	0	0	0	11	13
8	Mike D	1	1	2	2	0	0	0	11	13
9	Brendon	0	1	1	2	2	0	0	13	11

rank	Goalie	Games	Wins	Win %	GA	GAA	Shutouts
1	Dave	2	2	100.00%	11	5.50	0
2	Elliott	2	0	0.00%	13	6.50	0

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Goal-by-goal:

GAME 1

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Goal   Assist

Brett   JR

Joe   JR

Brett   u

JR   Brett

Jared   Brendon

Jared   Nick

Ward   Jared

Nick   Jared

Ward   Nick

GAME 2

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MD   Brett

JR   Joe

JR   MD

Ward   Nick

Jared   Ward

Jared   u

Nick   Jared

Jared   Nick

GAME 3 (unfinished)

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JR   Billy

Brett   JR

JR   Billy

Brett   u

Nick   Jared

Jared   Ward

Ward   Jared

Hockey this Sunday at 6:00 - Who Can Play?

Hockey this Sunday at 6:00

Sorry guys, I've been sick all week so I haven't made a new post yet.  As of right now we need a goalie (hoping for either Joe or Melo to play net) and a couple of confirmations for this Sunday.  I've put a hold on the rink but will need to let go of the reservation if we don't hear back in time.

In: Brendon, Brett, Johnny, Billy, Mike D, Mike W, Jared, John F, Dave (G)

OUT: Steve, Praters, Ron, Jack

Waiting to hear from: Joe, Nick, Borges

UPDATE: No hockey tomorrow.  Couldn't get a second goalie, and too many guys away.  Will plan for next Sunday at 6:00

Haverhill Cup 2017!

A huge draft spontaneously occurred tonight for the upcoming 2017 Haverhill Cup April 15 2017.  Please let us know if this date doesn't work for you so we can redraft immediately.  Teams to be announced shortly.  Spoiler alert, Nick has the worst team again.