Thursday, March 30, 2017

Hockey this Sunday at 7:00

In: John, Dave (G), The Grand Wizard (G), Jared, Mike D, Sailor Bill, Mike W

Out: John F

Haven't Heard From: Ron, JB, Nick, Iggy, Drew, Elliot, Joe


128 comments:

Billy Thomas said...

Very funny. Laugh it up. Everybody is a $#@&/@ comedian

Unknown said...

Ha ha ha billy that's funny.... I am out though unfortunately for all of you

Unknown said...

Drew is in

JB said...

How do I get a pet human like iggy and Jared? I want to be in charge of another grown mans Sunday nights.

John said...

That was funny Billy!

Unknown said...

JB it's not all it's cracked up to be. Every once in a while you have to actually find out what they are doing and sometimes you need to be adult enough to tell them you really don't care because they are doing what you say... it's a fine juggling act that the week could never handle!

Unknown said...

With a full redraft coming and the fact there will be 7 inches of ice on the court m, we need a whole new Big Board Ranking..

Nick said...

iggy is out? Just tape the walking dead like the rest of us iggy.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Kervyn will play tonight if you guys play, so txt him. He said no one texted him the last couple weeks, otherwise he would have played if he knew.

His cell is 978-390-4452

Jared said...

I think we are booked up already

Tequila Mockingbird said...

What is that supposed to mean?

Brett said...

You two are a package deal. Can't have one without the other

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Wow, who knew you guys were such snobs. They all can't be as good as Warren, Brett. I know that you and Jared only bring star players, but beggars can't be choosers.

Brett said...

What do you mean by "them all"? Racists much

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I'm not the one telling a black guy he can't play with the white group.

Brett said...

His names Kerwin not just some black guy you ignorant fool. I'm sure they all look the same to people like you.

Brett said...

Kervyn. Auto correct

Tequila Mockingbird said...

"People like you"? Oh, I'm sure you like to label every minority group like us Italian-Greek Americans as "people". Now that's racist. You disgust me.

Jared said...

Not a lot of diversity on the Haverhill Cup roster, our commissioner should look in the mirror

Griff said...

Is that a picture of Dave Riley???

Brett said...

Frendon. Maybe next time you play you can leave your white hood in the car

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Can someone translate that for me? I'm afraid I don't speak Bigot.

Brett said...

Maybe one of your slaves could translate it for you

Nick said...

Frendon, you didn't know brett and jared are snobs?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Well, I suppose I was just giving them too much credit...

Brett said...

Pete Abraham would have called you a grand wizard a long time ago.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

You just have to have the last epithet, don't you?

Dee Rye said...

Wow. Just.....wow

John said...

So, who is the idiot that modified my initial post and said that about Kervyn? In addition, the comments in this thread are an embarrassment.

For the record, Kervyn is welcome to play with us, but he had texted me yesterday and said that he could not make it. Prior to that I thought Brendon had been communicating with him about the times we play, but apparently he had not been doing so.

Brett said...

I agree. Frendon should be embarrassed

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Lighten up John, it's a joke. The only person who will actually carry on a conversation on this board is Brett.

Everyone else just posts random, often disjointed one-liners and inside jokes. And doesn't respond to any replies.

Unfortunately, all of the conversations with Brett end up being bizarre, but stop me when I tell you something you don't know...

Unknown said...

Can someone review the draft evening last night?? Make me feel like I was there..

Tequila Mockingbird said...

What do you think this site is? A home for recaps? ...oh, wait...nvm.

Brett said...

All you need to know is that Jared's drafting performance was as embarrassing as my goalie performance. Or at least a close second.

Nick said...

Iggy, Jared is the new me. What a train wreck.

Teams ( i think?, my team is right)

Nick
Dave
Jeremy
Griff
Favaro


Brett
Borges
Billy
Demaio
Frendon


Ron
Scott
Drew
Iggy
Johnny


Jared
Ward
Melo
Joe
Zack

Tequila Mockingbird said...

What's the story with Ward? Couldn't take the pressure of being a captain? Jared gets his binky again!

Unknown said...

Wow Ward got a demotion... I would have thought Nick would have been dropped but poor Ward??

Jared said...

This is a rebuilding year for me

John said...

Iggy, if we don't win then I'm going to blame you :)

John said...

I will do my part of keeping it under 5 goals a game

Ron said...

It's very possible that there will be some player movement. Jared offered a team trade, minus 1st round picks.

Am I allowed to say that, or did I just break GM protocol? What's the worst that can happen, the commish penalized my team %10 of next years salary cap? If I have too, I'll be like Tony Romo and retire and go into broadcasting

Jared said...

Disclosing private trade discussions? Rookie move Ron

Unknown said...
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Jared said...

I hope Iggy wasn't adding to Brett and Brendon's conversation

Unknown said...

My lawyers suggested i redact my post!

Tequila Mockingbird said...
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Brett said...

Can we get a poll of 4 people who are the favorite to win the MVP this year? And then a 5th option for other.

Unknown said...

I know I am in the top 3 Brett... other then that it's a horse race!

Brett said...

Not alot of diversity on that poll. Only 2 teams represented.

Unknown said...

This just in... I just went on the tread mill last night for 30 minutes. Moving up that chart... don't trade me Ron, will be the worst decision you have made in some time!!

Jared said...

Let's be realistic, mikes winning MVP even when we lose every game and he doesn't score a goal

Ward Zack and I are all in for Sunday by the way

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Wiggy, I think you just went down a couple spots for that ...

Brett said...

New thread. In for sunday. We playing in lawrence?

John said...

We could...what's the latest meeting?

Jared said...

I can't play till 6 Sunday, probably too late for outside for me

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I'm 50/50 for Sunday, but only if we play in Lawrence...gotta be near LGH, just in case Nick decides to finish me off...

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Wiggy, did you really stay on the treadmill for 30 consecutive minutes?

Billy Thomas said...

I am away this weekend. I am out for Playing in Lawrence. I hope to be back for Sunday night.

That being said, I'm 50/50 for Saugus this week.

Nick said...

any trips to the hospital this week?

I dont know frendon you're way more likely to trip over yourself again on the uneven surface in Lawrence.

Nick said...

In bigger news I made Jared a great offer and he ignored it. didn't think he had the discipline

Nick said...

also frendon.

Your Wiggy joke sucks

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Tripped over myself?? So I suppose that was MY stick that I stepped on? Yeah, ok, Nick! Lol

Tequila Mockingbird said...

And that wasn't a joke. I really wanted to know....but he probably won't tell us what he really did...

Nick said...

odds are yes. The stick you use is a little big

Nick said...

no the nickname of "wiggy" is lame.

You're the guy with the frendon nickname. We aren't changing a letter on someone else too

Nick said...

chris sale is on the red sox

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Haha. All kidding aside, it was your stick that I stepped on and you know it. It happens all the time, I've done that a thousand times before, but this time I just happened to be too close to the boards when my feet got yanked out from under me.

I'm not trying to say you did it on purpose, Nick...unless you did...did you?!?

Nick said...

yes i did.

Nick said...

but you didn't step on my stick. You tripped over yourself or were scared of the boards or something.

The only thing i know is you didn't step on my stick

Tequila Mockingbird said...

"We aren't changing a letter on someone else too"

Anyone else get reminded of the Seinfeld episode with Coco? Haha. Maybe I should change your first letter Nick, hmmmm, I wonder which letter I should replace it with? A....B....C....oh, you get the iDea....

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Well, then whose stick was it Nick? I stepped on someone's stick. And it wasn't mine. I believe you were in on that play. It's ok, you can tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better. I don't just get my feet yanked out from under me for no reason though.

Nick said...

it doesn't make me feel better. Im very indifferent to the whole thing actually

but i believe you were in on that play. I believe, through your logic, that it could also have been your stick. Or you were afraid of a little contact in the boards you tried pulling up and tripped over yourself. Tons of options.

Nick said...

and using seinfeld references is my move!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I didn't trip Nick. I stepped on a stick. People who were playing saw it. And if they just lie about it to take your side, then they're idiots. But if we had replay you'd see that I was tripped. If not by you then by someone behind me that I didn't see who stuck their stick in there. But I did not trip by myself, that much I am 100% sure.

Nick said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Since you love Seinfeld so much maybe we should change your name to Tonya, like when Wilhelm got recruited by the cleaning cult.

Brett said...

It'd be great to see my teammate play and survive a whole game before he plays in the Haverhill cup.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

You know, Tonya, denial is not just a river in Egypt...

Brett said...

Ron already disclosed trade offers nick. Precedent has been set

Nick said...

So....to recap. We both differ on what happened and if someone else saw it from my viewpoint and not yours they are liars and idiots.

How can I trust your opinion? You're the guy that held your head after you slipped on the banana peel when you apparently had a rib injury. You couldn't even count how many ribs were cracked.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

There will be like four more redrafts before then, so chances are, you won't be on my team, anyway, Mr. Wizard...

Nick said...

its grand wizard

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Ok, Nick, I guess I just tripped over my own feet, wow, it's amazing how that just makes everything better. Ok, you clearly DO care about it since you won't stop the denial brigade, so if it makes you feel better, you weren't even on the court when I got tripped, ok, Darling? Can you sleep better at night now? Sweet dreams.

Jared said...

I'll side with brendon, I don't want to be an idiot

Nick said...

18 trips to the hospital didn't make everything better?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

And Nick, do you realize that was the first recap you've had in months? And it was completely inaccurate and twisted and it was still better than most of yours from the past.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Jared, you're not an idiot. Just blind.

Nick said...

darling...tonya,...dick....

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Realistically, I don't expect anyone to come forward and say that they saw the trip, even if they did see it. Most will just say they don't know or didn't see it cuz they weren't looking....why should I expect anyone to do that for me now? No one has in the past. I expect nothing less. So I'll drop it because it isn't worth talking about anymore. But I know what happened...

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I never actually said dick, but it is slang for detective, so technically not an insult, anyway..

Nick said...

No you dont.

I would say if you stepped on my stick. Id happily admit that.

You didn't

Nick said...

yeah. You were insinuating I'm a detective, ok

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Anyone have video of that night? Brett, we need your drone for every game now.

Nick said...

lol celtics

Nick said...

i was wearing a go-pro.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

You know, like when you say, well done, Sherlock! Like that. Cuz you figured out that both my feet simultaneously just jerked out from under me at once for no reason, causing me to hit the boards with my rib cage. It's great detective work, really.

Billy Thomas said...

Frendon said he was gonna drop it...

But he can't help himself. He picked it up and kept going.

Jared said...

remember when Iggy got top heavy and fell down on his own in that Saugus play off game?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I will drop it. You know it's funny, I wasn't making a big deal out of Nicks trip, even laughed it off in that first reference.... But Nick kept denying it and fighting tooth and nail on it. Then he says he really doesn't care and he is indifferent about it. But he won't stop saying how wrong I was about it and that he is 100% innocent... Doesn't really sound like he has a clean conscience to me, but what do I know? I trip over phantom footstools when I play hockey, apparently...

Nick said...

billy his endurance is impressive. But id be pretty stubborn too if someone told me I turtled when i saw the boards.

Nick said...

Favaro stepped on my stick that night. Are you mixing things up? You shouldn't live your life through other people frendon. Live your own life man.

I also tripped Johnny and he called me an idiot. Not a detective. Thats too good of an insult.

Its weird I can admit tripping them.

Also I'm very dangerous

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Well done Nick! Your explanation makes the most sense! I crapped my pants when I saw my own shadow! The boards a so scary, I guess I just peed myself when I saw that they weren't going to move...


Of course, no one has ever known me to go into the boards hard, I mean, it's not like I've ever been accused of that. So for me to all of a sudden just freak out when I saw the scary boards makes perfect sense. Nice job. You could have been on Hitler's propaganda team.

Billy Thomas said...

Frendon doesn't understand the meaning of dropping it

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I suppose I would admit to tripping lots of people, too, so long as nothing bad ultimately happened to them.

I suppose you would also admit to going 65 in a 30 mph zone as long as it wasn't to a cop, right? How brave of you.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Billy, "I will" is future tense. Maybe you're the one that doesn't know what that means :)

Nick said...

Did anything bad really happen? From what I understand you may or may not have broken a rib. I get a bruise every week at hockey

Billy Thomas said...

I refuse to get sucked into your vortex. I'm dropping it.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I am now downgraded to out for Sunday since there is a possibility that there might be invisible roller skates and scary boards. I'm done with this stupid conversation. Carry it on without me.

Nick said...

out lasted frendon and sale was fantastic. Tonight was a win in my book.

JB said...

Stop offering me trades for Brendon Nick. He's not on the block.

Nick said...

you want favro?

Nick said...

my team just hired a sports psychiatrist. I feel like id be getting more bang for my buck if i got brendon

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Remember how boring this site was before I started posting again?

You're all welcome.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I think this thread has more posts than all of 2015.

Brett said...

78 percent are from you answering your own posts. That doesn't make it exciting or interesting or impressive. It's just that Nick needs something else to do during a 4 hour sox game in april.

I saw the trip. It was brutal. I, for one, will be sticking up for my teammate come Haverhill Cup. I'll be doing alot of cup checks.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

78% seems high. Besides if you are not entertained then perhaps I should just delete my account and go back to not posting again.

Also, I wrote down what I thought Brett might say to chime in afterward, and I pretty much predicted that whole statement, almost word for word. Now that was impressive, IMO.

Ron said...

Jared, I verified Iggy has increased his lung capacity by 27% while on that tread mill, plus he has been studying how to feast inside the dirty areas. This could be major for you Jared!!!


So.. I will offer you Drew, Iggy & Johnny for Ward, Joe & Mello

Jared said...

That trade offer is the most insulating thing I've read on this thread. Pure garbage, whose idea was it to have Ron be captain?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

"most insulating" ... or most insulting? (both are valid)


insulating: (def) " to protect from the unpleasant effects or elements of something"


insulting: (def) "disrespectful or scornfully abusive"

John said...

So, jumping up 80 posts or so...it looks like Lawrence wouldn't be an option this week, so we're looking at Saugus on Sunday starting at either 6 or 7. I am planning 6 unless that rules anyone out.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

That rules me out.

Ron said...

I like how you think it's like a slap in the face sort of offer... LOL, I think you needed that, it's good for ya

Brett said...

Not a terrible trade. The only thing that could derail Ron's team from Cup glory is a goalie whose whole left side of his body is missing skin. Even then I still think he sweeps his way thru the tourney with an average goals per game at 7 and an average goals against at 5.

Unknown said...

I would like to add 2 things:
1) I did elyptical for 30 min... can't unbend my arm today.
2) please only call me "wiggy" from now on but you must put the " " every time or I won't know you are referering to me.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

You hear that, Nick? I think "Wiggy" is a stand-up guy. Too bad there aren't more people like him and less Negative Nancys.

John said...

The five gaa I can agree with. I don't get the missing skin comment though?

Melo said...

I have a case of road rash from low-siding a motorcycle on Tuesday.

John said...

Oh, I see...i thought he was talking about me!