Thursday, April 13, 2017

The Haverhill Cup is Here

Team Borges:
Borges. Billy. Demaio. Frendon. Brett

Team Jared:
Jared. Ward. Joe. Zack. Melo

Team Ron:
Ron. Scott. Drew. Iggy. Johnny.

Team Nick:
Nick. Griff. Jeremy. Fichera. Dave

Schedule:

1:00 Jared vs Ron

1:15 Borges vs Nick

1:30 Borges vs Ron

1:45 Nick vs Jared

2:00 Borges vs Jared

2:15 Ron vs Nick

PLAYOFFS

Seed 1 decides if they want 1st or second game of playoffs. All series are best of 3.

2:30 Series 1

2:45 Series 2

3:00 Series 1

3:15 Series 2

3:30 Series 1*

3:45 Series 2*

FINALS

4:00 ish Game 1

4:15 Game 2

4:30 Game 3*

4:45-7:30 Haverhill Cup presentation and celebration. (It's a pretty elaborate presentation)

At the 99s, MVP voting and Bruins 3rd period

RULES

All the usual penalties from ice hockey, not dumb dek hockey rules. Being an idiot to the ref with stupid comments or complaining can be called at refs discretion as unsportsmanlike conduct. All penalties result in penalty shot. Although in the future, power plays could be introduced. All cover ups by goalie results in his team getting the ball behind the net with 3 seconds to make a free play. After a goal a team must return to their own half and wait 5 seconds to forecheck or till the other team crosses half court. 6 minute halves for all games. Everyone must be willing to video tape. It's a rule. I'm sure I'm forgetting something but just remind me at the rink and I'll let everyone know.

What happened to the MVP poll?

21 comments:

Tequila Mockingbird said...

I'll be there with bells on! Just as soon as I can find some bells to attach to my jersey...

Unknown said...

You missed the important rule- No touching Brendon, he has sensitive bones.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

No touching! (Any Arrested Development fans here?)

Tequila Mockingbird said...

So, the moral of the story is, if you want to win the Haverhill Cup, get yourself on Ron's team.

Unknown said...

Brendon, Jon is spelled with a J not an R...

Brett said...

One of the better skilled teams to ever win the cup.

BTW ward can't win the MVP. He didn't play in the playoffs

Ron said...

I am well past my prime but yet I've somehow reached the pinnacle of my career winning 4 straight Haverhill cups.

I want to thank my teammates for leaving it out there and doing what it takes to win this prestigious event an unprecedented 4 straight years

I'm going to take some time to enjoy this one and then decide if I want to walk away a champion and retire from defending the Cup next year.

Nick said...

anyone have any aloe?

Unknown said...

Ron go out on top... Don't pull a Brett Favre. Go out a legend, someone people tell there children about. "I once knew this guy and he was amazing, nobody has seen him for 30 years and he lives in the woods but I played with him and he was the greatest player ever" Go with that buddy, you deserve it, mustache and all!!!

Unknown said...

Did anyone take nicks pulse?? He was either running at 183 beats a minute or he was severely burnt....

Griff said...

Anyone snag my chair I left there?

JB said...

When do we draft for next years haverhill cup? I'm gonna way over bid for iggy. I figure it's my only chance at a Haverhill cup championship.

John said...

Gonna have to drink my first beer from the cup tonight!

Griff said...

Excuse me... please don't bury my chair post! This post is officially designated to the zero gravity brown chair investigation

Nick said...

don't worry "wiggy" i was working on my base. Its just the start of summer.

I somehow have shoulder burns too despite wearing a shirt.

Unknown said...

Griff why didn't you bring your chair with you?? Did you donate it to the hood rats at the park?? I am guessing someone is actually sleeping under it as we speak..

Griff said...

I'm pretty confident whoever has it hollowed it out and used it as a bong. Classic Lawrence....

John said...

Reggie was there...just saying

Unknown said...

Stinking REEGIE

Tequila Mockingbird said...

WOW John, and you thought the comments Brett and I made were RACIST. Yeeesh. Just WOW.

Unknown said...

Here we go again....