It's all about the parody
13. John F - All he needs to do to round out his game is just not immediately lose the ball on every play. Speed just isn't enough. Guys like JB and Griff couldn't hit 20 mph if they fell out of a plane, so that's not it...
Work on those stickhandling skills.
12. Jared - Jared is a master at scoring. And cherry-picking. And not playing any semblance of Defense in his own zone, even when the action is near him. And whining about everything the referees do. (Well, one particular referee, but that was all expected anyway)
Whatever happened to TPJ? More like SPJ these days. Was there ever a TPJ or was that just propaganda? I don't remember... I do remember how he never commits any penalties...But that slash. Oh, that slash...
11. Brett - The only reason he is this low on the list is because he is always at the top of his own lists.
10. Mike D - Mike is really good at taking shots from 20-30 ft further than necessary. Drive up to the hoop and shoot in the paint.
9. Reggie - Looked like he had about 15 years of rust on those first few shots. Welcome back, Reggie. Gotta get your shot back. But then you'll probably slide down the rankings for some reason.
8. Nick - Nick should actually be the last ranked person on this list for refusing to admit his role in Frendon's injury. Let bygones be bygones, I say. But on the other hand, his team was horrible and it was probably all his fault, so...
7. John R - The 2012 version of Johnny has 38 goals Sunday night. At least. I can't remember the last time he was so open and walked in on some many semi-breakaways. His teammates found ways to set him up in the slot over and over again.
Is the decrepit stage of late-30's old-age sneaking up on him? Or has it already slapped him silly? Drink whatever Ron is drinking and then pass me some.
6. JB - His team had the extra sub in game 1 and lost 5-2. Then he traded away the extra sub to Jared's team hoping it would throw them off, or at least force Jared to sit more. Nope. They lose 5-3.
5. Griff - His ability to play defense for a team with only 4 out of 5 people playing defense was impressive. Too bad he had to stay back there so much. Could have rotated him around and got some better scoring chances maybe. But he loses points for laughing and berating his own teammate and captain on that penalty. Good work, Griff.
4. Ignads - How he gets so open and alone so often is beyond me. He's not that hard to miss. Does the defense just ignore him as a non-threat? Or has he figured out the secret to the art of Johnny-Riley-Camouflage that allows to get wide open in the slot in plain sight?
I think it's just lack of really caring on the part of Saugus pick-up hockey players who are barely interested...Should've had about 10 goals given the opportunities he had to bury some shots on Jack. I wish I had that many opportunities in a night. Or a season. I'll have whatever he's having, too.
3. Billy - Billy was there on Sunday.
2. Drew - I'm trying to think of negative things to say about everyone but it's hard. I wish I had the writing skills of BigBoard or WPR. Drew was terrible on that penalty shot. There.
1. Jack - The old man gets the nod at the #1 spot mainly because I don't think he's ever been #1 on any sort of a list on this site. Well, any good list anyway. He said he's retiring soon. To which I said: 'So you should have more free time to focus on sharpening up your hockey skills?' Then we both had a good laugh.
Honorable mention: Jared's Ego. Sometimes, you just have to assign a category for something all its own when it becomes larger than life. Maybe this post will take some air out it faster than a Jim McNally bathroom-break. Probably not. It will probably just inflate it like an Aaron-Rodgers-football.
DATE: 04/30/17
| rank | Player | Goals | Assists | Points | Games | Wins | GW | GWA | Team Goals | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jared | 6 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| 2 | Ignads | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 5 |
| 3 | Griff | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| 4 | Billy | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 5 |
| 5 | Drew B | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| 6 | John F | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 5 |
| 7 | John R | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| 8 | JB | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| 9 | Mike D | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| 10 | Reggie | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 8 |
| 11 | Nick | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 |
| rank | Goalie | Games | Wins | Win % | GA | GAA | Shutouts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brett | 2 | 2 | 100.00% | 5 | 2.50 | 0 |
| 2 | Jack R | 2 | 0 | 0.00% | 10 | 5.00 | 0 |
DATE: 04/30/17
| Goal | Assist |
| GAME 1 | |
| Mike D | JR |
| JB | Reggie |
| Ignads | u |
| Jared | Griff |
| Jared | Billy |
| Billy | Ignads |
| Jared | Ignads |
| GAME 2 | |
| Mike D | Nick |
| JB | Drew |
| JR | Drew |
| John F | Griff |
| Jared | Griff |
| Jared | Reggie |
| Jared | Griff |
| Ignads | John F |
48 comments:
Stats will be posted shortly.
TOP TEN BABY!!! lol
You earned it Reggie. The question you have to ask yourself is, is it a top-ten best or worst list?
Not bad brendon, I laughed more than once
Always give credit where credit is due... good stuff!! Bravo...
Stats updated on the main page.
What's going on with this season's stats?
You mean with John's stats?
I mean, mine are ok...I assume you meant with his...
Oooo Reggie got robbed of his great assist to send Jared on a breakaway. But frendon's stats don't lie.
I remember it because you would have thought he won the mass millions :)
Blame the bench. I only record what was written down.
If anyone knows which one needs to be changed then I can update it.
Yeah, how dare we expect frendon to be able to handle recording accurate stats and while calling a tight game.
I've never seen 2 refs lose complete control of a game like ward and frendon. Remember that conference they had over the goal where Nick winked at me right before he batted the ball at me with his hand and then tried to deny it. Frendon took that call so seriously, he came running over from the other blue line to help Mike with the decision. And with frendon having the best view of the play from 150 feet away, he waived the goal off.
I wonder what Jared's team difficulty rating was last week
Are you saying we got the call wrong? I merely told Mike what I saw and HE made the call. If it was the wrong call, then please tell us how we, as un-trained refs, screwed up such an important call in pickup hockey history.
Im pretty sure I only had 1 assist. I remember that pass Reggie made. Great pass. Give Reggie my assist.
No that it matters. Stats don't get posted on this site anymore...
Ok, I'll update it on my db, but you are correct. It really doesn't matter for this site anyway, so Brett can just go find some other little thing to nitpick on instead.
FWIW, I don't know how I did as a ref since I have never reffed before, but I think Mike and I did a decent job. Not everyone is going to agree with all your calls, but that's the way it goes. There wasn't much to call anyway. Games were pretty tight.
Maybe we need one more ref who is the official scorekeeper and then you can all yell at him when your phantom points don't show up because they were written down wrong.
(Also, if YOUR stats -- whoever you are -- were written down wrong, then either YOU failed to communicate it to the scorekeeper on the bench, or they didn't understand YOU and YOU TRUSTED them to get it right. Either way, it's YOUR fault for not getting it right the first time, so you have no one to blame but yourself unless you are willing to pay someone to do professional-grade stat keeping!)
stats updated. Wow, I feel so much better now that this has all been cleared up. I guess that makes up for the years of crappy stat keeping that shorted me and other people on assists over the years. But I guess anyone who keeps stats besides me must be infallible, so...
Lol.. ... OMG i missed this website so much. the snarkiness is unreal, the love, the drama, we need our own reality show for this fun loving hockey bunch.
(Remember that conference they had over the goal where Nick winked at me right before he batted the ball at me with his hand and then tried to deny it.) I cant stop laughing at that line. On a side note i hung out at Nicks last night and watch the Celts and some BET.. in case anyone cared.
Nick watches BET?
Remember when Frendon lost the points race with Borges over poor stat keeping? Poor kid... All those assists he was screwed out :(
When you really think about it, frendon is probably the best ref ever. I've never seen a ref able to read a players heart and decipher his intentions and therefore empowering him to waive off a blatant trip. Amazing job.
I do remember that Griff and it was blatant cheating by JB. That first goal of the season was waived off by the very person I was competing with - and for no reason at all. Not so much as poor stat keeping as it was just blatant cheating, IMO.
@Brett, who got tripped?
Borges should just stick to being a lowly defenseman. He just couldn't handle losing to brendon so he resorted to cheating
Don't worry Jared, he's still not as good at cheating as you.
Check your ego at the door Jared!
Outside the top 10 in power rankings and labeled a cheater, what a gut punch
I know, it must be hard for you. How dare anyone question you. Well, there are worse tragedies in life. And some of us have experienced much worse so I'm sure you'll get over it.
Jared will never know the pain and uncertainty of having an innumerable amount of broken ribs
Also, Jareds request for an investigation into the 2017 Haverhill cup was acknowledged, thoroughly investigated and dismissed.
Plate is on its way.
LOL, what was his complaint this time? Ron was too old to win again??
Jonny... can you please clean the cup and then bring it to Hockey Sunday?? I want to feel the cool ting of steel on my lips as I drink a cold one from it..
If you want to feel the cool ting of steel on your lips, I have buns of steel...
Prove it
Frendon, are the stats you post as in-depth as the stats in your database? Or is your database more expansive?
Brett it's as deep as the table saw cuts on your frankenfingers.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha BURN
It's a recycled joke, but there's no proof because frendon went back over every post he ever made since 2006 and deleted them. I remember because the first time he said it it cut me deep.........as deep as the saw cuts on my frankenfingers
No more recycled than the Frendon thing. Nuff said.
Boom! Truth hurts Brett, like looking at those saw cuts on your frankenfingers
Frendon is a nickname...not a joke.
Nicknames that stick last forever. Frendon just sticks...
Actually, you guys are the only ones to use that nickname, Billy, so it wont stick because no one else uses it or even thinks its funny besides you guys. No one else cares. So you can use it all you want but it means nothing to me or my friends.
But it is a recycled joke. And that's all we do on this site anyway is recycle old material. Just ask WPR.
Calling you frendon was the greatest thing Borges has ever done. With 1 post your name changed forever to a joke. The people you spend every weekend with and obsesively blog with, call you frendon. You are frendon.
Remember when frendon tried to change his nickname to wolverine? Hahaha he's so pathetic
Ha ha ha... nothing gives me so much joy as reading this blog.
And you say a nickname doesn't stick Brendon?? You ruined my life the day you called me "Wiggy". What do you think it's like walking thru the streets with everyone thinking you are the guy on the radio that used to play for the patiots... it's horrible. And as a side note I love the nickname "Wolverine Frendon" it has a sort of ring to it.
Every weekend? I think you're overreaching just a tad, Brett. You mean some of the people I spend a couple of hours with for about 6-10 days out of the year with? Ya. Wow, burn. Can't deny that. Such a huge part of my life.
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