Haverhill Cup Draft Recap

This is 100% from memory and last night was a bit of a blur, so if I messed this up and got some people on the wrong
Teams it probably doesn't matter anyway because we will have five more redrafts (at least) this week.
Probably all done through group messages while people are at work, too.

Team JB
Billy T
Dave (g)
2 children

Team Retired
Jack (g)
Skippy
Griff
Sugar Ray Leonard

Team (Hospital) Ward
Old man Ron
Mike D
Billy D
Steve (g)

Team TPJ
Brett (g/winger)
Frendon (seriously, how was that name already taken in HQ? Looks like it wasn't as original as people thought...)
Jason
The King


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As for initial analysis:

JB has two children on his team and we all know that all children are useless all the time (in the Haverhill Cup)
Maybe they're not technically children anymore, but for all intents and purposes...

Nick is retired so not sure how that works. I guess he coaches and they play with no sub. Oh, and no goaltending, probably.
Reggie better bring his insulin expansion pack or something. (I don't know what I'm talking about)

Mike W feels like he stole that draft but what he doesn't know is that Steve will end up being a no-show and
they will end up throwing Mike D in net and tossing him one piece of equipment at a time in between goals.
Sounds like fun.

Jared got over-zealous and went all-in on Brett and locked up the King for 58% of his budget (maybe. I'm making that number up)
After Jason and I quit on him and Johnnys back gives out, it will be up to Brett to pitch a shutout while Jared scores all by himself (as usual).

Still, Jareds team has a "fighting" chance. We all have different definitions of that word though.
Vegas oddsmakers have Wards team the favorite at a 5% chance to win. Somehow no team has better odds that that.
I think the suckers bet is that we all just retire like Nick and go out for beers after and forget that we never crowned a champion.