Tuesday, November 27, 2018

WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

11-26-18

"I Played In High School"

10 Jason - Some people don’t realize just how big Jason’s hips are. They sneak up on you when you try to go around him.

9 Billy T - Played well in the first 2 games and even had a pretty end to end play. But in game three he started to show flashes of what he was last week. I don't even want to think of what he would've looked like if we played a forth game, which by the way, hasn't happened in a long time.

8 Brendon (E) - Actually did well switching between defense and wing. Something ward couldn’t handle last week.

7 Jared - Don’t want to put him too high; not sure if this weeks output was a fluke or not. But 5 goals in a game is always an accomplishment. And he was only able to accomplish that feat by humbly trading himself to the other team for the greater good.

6 JB (-1) - “We’re all here to have fun”! If anyone else said those words they would’ve been ridiculed to no end. I put this quote up there with “I just hope my stick doesn’t break”. Borges should be embarrassed. Not just for uttering those words but for not checking the site for WPR every week.

5 Nick (-1) - "I wanna play with Borges"(lots of quotes this week). I hope he had his fill. That was a debacle. Well except for game 3. That seemed pretty fun for them.

4 Johnny (-1) - Those long range goals are tough. I’m not joking either. The ball moves quite a bit. But nevertheless, they are heart breakers.

3 Ward (+3) - The one bright spot for white team.

2 Dave (E) - That one play where he stopped Brett’s first 7 shots before one finally squeaked through really encapsulated the first 2 games. He gave up more goals than Johnny but stats are for losers

1 Brett (E) - Speaking of losers, Brett loses because he’s good. Jared loves to hear people say “Brett’s the best” because that means his team gets better and he can keep firing in shots from 80 feet away. Instead of other players doing more to make the teams even, they keep taking from Brett. Instead of Nick focusing on defense with Papa Meat by his side, he rushes the ball and gives up on plays. Instead of Borges playing high in the slot and using his great shot to score on Johnny, he goes deep in the zone and can’t get back when demaio whips a blind pass to no one, or he just kicks the ball the other team. But apparently all the problems in Saugus get fixed if Brett pays more attention to when the other teams players sub.

Honorable Mention: Mini Meat - I’m not sure if he’ll ever be considered a skill player. Actually I’m sure he won’t. But that back check on Jared was pretty good to see. You can’t get mad at players when the don’t do something they aren’t capable of doing. But everyone can hustle and Pete is starting to be consistent in that area.

14 comments:

Tequila Mockingbird said...

That was hilarious. I couldn’t help it....I thought of a theme song for everyone:

Jason - Hips don’t lie
Billy - Flash
Brendon - We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
Jared - High Enough
JB - Girls just wanna have fun
Nick - I wanna be with you
Johnny - Heartbreaker
Ward - Shooting Star
Dave - Brick House
Brett - I’m a loser baby (so why don’t you kill me?)






JB said...

To stay on WPR’s good side I am posting as evidence I was here.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Nice try. But your evidence smacks of too much effort. We know you really just came here to post that and wont check this thread again.

Jared said...

I had 4 goals in the last game, not 5. I don't know where wpr is getting his info but he's clearly slipping.

Brett said...

He got it from a source close to the situation. I guess he’ll never trust that source again

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Wasn’t me!

I like how we were all there and don’t know what happened. Lol.

Dee Rye said...

Brett's opposing team should get two "Get out of Brett Free" cards per game where they can force him to sub for five to twenty minutes each time. Length of time depends on amount of Brett-Hate built up. So always twenty.

Alternatively, we could have "Lefty-Brett" cards to force him to play left-handed, but I doubt that would make much difference.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

How about we force him to use a field hockey stick from now on? Or a fireplace poker? Or a spoon?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Who's in for Saturday this week? Are we playing at 6pm? Please confirm we have enough ppl and I can call to book the rink...if it is available...not sure how popular it is on Saturdays...

John said...

So far we have: Dave (G), me, Brett, billy, mike d, brendon, jared, nick, joe. Andrew and Elliot are 50/50. Iggy is unsure? Steve, Drew, Reggie, Jason are out. Haven't heard from the others yet.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

We need some people to commit. JB, Ward, Mike M, Pete. We have enough to play if people would just say yes. What are people waiting for? Some better offer to come up so they can say no??

Jared said...

are we playing tomorrow? Ward is in

John said...

Right now there are only 8 confirmed people (Brett, billy, mike d, brendon, jared, nick, joe, and Ward). Praters are 50-50 but that's still not a confirmed yes. Brendon has booked the rink but we still do not have enough guys yet.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

4 on 4 baby! You know what that means? Stats!!!