Monday, December 16, 2019

BoxScore from 12/15/2019



New Blood


So we had some fresh meat join our slaughterhouse this week. Connor, Damon and Goalie(?) Theron came down from NH. First time playing street, as they had played Ice in Acton.

Theron mentioned how much faster the ball travels on shots compared to ice. Unless you're playing in a collegiate, pro or semi-pro Ice League, yep. It's faster.
And some of our top-end shots rival even many of those leagues. Remember Ron's shot? Does Ron still read this site? I think he still has an account. Can we get a visit from PPP sometime again? That would be nice.

Speaking of fast shots, I'm blind in one eye now. Good thing it was my third eye. I mean, how's it going to be that I happen to catch that pass with my face like that?
Blinded. Wounded. Is that enough references? One more. Guess my life is only semi-charmed. Of course, that song was all about a drug user's descent into crystal meth addiction, according to wikipedia, so....maybe not.

Anyway....what did you guys think of the new additions? (I could have gone with a New Edition group reference here but didn't. I'll spare you that one...)
Post your thoughts on them in the comments! Or Don't! Because who reads this site anymore?






DATE: 12/15/19

rank Player Goals Assists Points Games Wins GW GWA Team Goals GA
1 Jared 9 5 14 4 4 2 1 20 10
2 MVW 6 3 9 4 4 1 1 20 10
3 John R 6 2 8 4 0 0 0 10 20
4 Brendon 2 2 4 4 2 1 0 14 16
5 Damon 3 1 4 4 2 0 0 16 14
6 Billy T 2 1 3 4 0 0 0 10 20
7 Mike M 0 3 3 3 3 0 0 7 15
8 Joe 2 0 2 4 3 0 0 18 12
9 Nick 0 1 1 3 3 0 0 7 15
10 Pete S 0 1 1 4 4 0 1 20 10
11 Jason H 0 1 1 4 0 0 0 10 20
12 Lee S 0 1 1 4 4 0 0 20 10
13 Connor 0 1 1 4 4 0 0 20 10
14 Ignads 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 10 20
15 Chris Y 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 10 20


rank Goalie Games Wins Win % GA GAA Shutouts
1 Dave 4 4 100.00% 10 2.50 1
2 Theron 4 0 0.00% 20 5.00 0


8 comments:

Nick said...

Good job reflecting who played 3 games and who played 4.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Lol, I try to be accurate Nick, despite what the common perception is...

Jared said...

I enjoyed watching Damon and Conner play in work boots and matching corduroy pants.

Tequila Mockingbird said...

They forgot their Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) that the branch recommends, though. They need the hard hat and vest, minimum.

Nick said...

does the branch recommend face masks?

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Yes, I have the only branch-approved one, though. It’s a rare item. Doesn’t really come up often in the LDC meetings...

Reggie said...

Trade RASK for A RIGHT WINGER!!!!!!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

Well that was kinda out of the blue....lol