Festivus was technically Monday, December 23 this year, but I figured we'd do this after the Holidays so no one thinks this is a Xmas thing and gets offended somehow (I mean, again).
And now, it's time to play the Festivus Feats of Strength!
But, instead of pinning Frank Costanza to the floor, we will play a Match game for the Festivus Crown!
Here's how it works: Below are listed some random reasons why someone has left Saugus Hockey (either just for this season or for good, apparently).
Your job is to guess which person is matched up with which reason.
For example, if you chose A) for Brett, meaning that 'Canadiens fans are bitter' and that's why he hasn't played this year, you'd be wrong. Because the correct answer is D, Obesity. Or maybe it's C. You see how that works?
Great, now let's get started. Post your guesses in the chat and let's see who can get the most right and who will win Festivus!
Match the following people to their corresponding reasons. A reason can be used for more than one person. Some reasons might not be used at all.
Festivus Match game
| # | Player | ABC | Reason |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ron | A | Canadiens fans are bitter |
| 2 | Griff | B | got married and just gave up |
| 3 | JB | C | can’t play defense anymore |
| 4 | Reggie | D | obesity |
| 5 | John P | E | realized that hockey isnt a track meet |
| 6 | Jimmy C | F | moved to California |
| 7 | Tony | G | multiple knee surgeries |
| 8 | Goggles | H | entered the twilight zone |
| 9 | Matt S | I | diabetes |
| 10 | Mike Pretzel | J | lack of interest (laziness) |
| 11 | Bradley | K | pure laziness |
| 12 | Jimmy N | L | moved to Thailand |
| 13 | Eric F | M | shoulder surgery |
| 14 | Billy D | N | terrible in net |
| 15 | John F | O | Father Time caught him |
| 16 | Dale | P | moved to Canada |
| 17 | Taylor | Q | extreme obesity |
| 18 | Scott F | R | realized that sarcasm isn’t a substitute for skills |
| 19 | Bobcat | S | bad mustache |
| 20 | Jeremy S | T | it's a mystery |
| 21 | Rick G | U | offended by Frendon |
| 22 | Luke C | V | Moved to North Carolina or someplace, IDK |
| 23 | Brett | W | offended by Brett (e.g. the "blog") |
| X | chasing girls around | ||
| Y | reasons unspecified | ||
| Z | lost an eye |
Answers will be posted after everyone has guessed. I will confirm correct answers in the chat.
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Stats!?!?
What about stats? I posted last weeks stats already...
Will no one indulge to play this game? Come on, you know you want to.
Updated season stats is what we are looking for. John.
If you play the festivus game maybe he will update them 😁
Boo. You guys are no fun. Now you’ll never know what the answers are.
I would participate Brendon, but reading that on my desktop is way too confusing and I can only post from work computer I can't figure it out on my phone.
More importantly, controversy!!! Poor dark team had their captain quit on the team.
Will post stats and recap soon in a separate thread. And we would have needed more than one person to participate in that game in order for it to be any fun anyway.
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