WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

2-9-20

So much change and yet, so little

10 Brendon - I swear it's just a hologram of Brendon out there replaying the same mistakes every week that he's made for the past 15 years. They brought MJ back via hologram. It's possible.

9 Billy T - Channeled his inner Jared and made everyone get their pads back on for a terrible game 3.

8 Papa Meat - Seeing him dancing and hopping around the ball between his feet gave me flashbacks to a past Saugus legend.

7 Drew - Drew didn't score as much as his team needed. Which was at least 8 more goals.

6 Andrew - So that's 3 goalies we have for the HC now.

5 Mike Meadows - Gripping the stick too tight for the past 7 years, M2 was snake bitten and the venom had seeped into his brain. Borges had the anti venom. A game 3 that no one really wanted to play in the first place. M2 relentlessly unleashed slap shot after slap shot on an undersized goalie who was playing goalie for the first time. Not only was he rewarded with a couple of goals, BWW wasn't too bad either...(high five)✋️

4 Nick - Jared must have scarred him. Nick use to abandon his D side and double team the dangerous player. But week after week of being double teamed and Jared telling nick that was the wrong way to play defense, finally paid off...for Brett. Nick stayed his lane and made sure to leave Greek 2 to deal with Brett while he himself took away any chance Brett had of completing a pass to Pete.

3 Dave - Once he made that great glove save on teddy (it pained me to write that) he picked up his game and didn't give white team a puncher's chance to win games 2 or 3. I'm sure he enjoyed not having to deal with 90 mph knucklers from half court this week.

2 Borges - Blood sweat and tears. Mostly blood. JB was quick to decide that it was the white teams fault john tweaked his back and so obviously white team should be penalized by losing Elliot and get nothing in return. Not a big deal you say? One might agree with you on any other night. But not this night. On a night where the team scales were so delicately balanced, Elliot tipped them as would a brick of gold.

1 Brett - Might not see mini meat for a few weeks.