I’m calling you out, for an answer that is!

This was a night to remember or a night to forget depending on which bench you sitting on. Some events can easily be explained while others need answers. For the white team, they were simply scintillating in how they controlled the play in the offensive zone on nearly every trip in. They controlled every loose ball, they intercepted passes and they dismantled the dark teams defense. For the dark team, it was a night of disbelief, frustration, and uncharacteristically complaining. For the 2nd half, Ron was nearly useless with a bad leg; Jared was hungry but no one fed him; Borges was awesome with the washing machine stick move, but left the offense at home. So people are wondering, who was that guy with the Brett jersey on? If it was the Brett we know and love, we should start drug testing because he was playing like he was on performance enhancing drugs, so the long convoluted rant ends with, how could Eric be added to the white team? Why does Johnny yell, “ice it” every time he’s caught back, out of the play? What’s with the hacking and slashing of the sticks, like your impersonating a lumberjack? What’s with the throwing of the sticks, and making it play time instead of hockey time? And why, oh why, can’t we start at 8:15? Finally, my last thought, Dark team showed some real talent tonight. Singing telent that is, as they serenaded Brett to the performance that called for encore after encore!!!