With everyone sliding toward a big pile of mediocrity, it's no wonder we've seen the likes of Nick Burton being drafted number 1 multiple weeks.
10. MVW- It's pretty much impossible to remember anything that has happened in SNH over the past 3 months, except for Mike playing a hilarious version of street hockey. He's awful.
9. Brendon- What is really disturbing about that embarrassing "we booked the rink until 8:30" comment, is that Brendon would've passed a lie detector test saying that. What else has he been lying about? Stats? Hamstring tears? Zone defense philosophies?
8. Griff- Truly has matured as a person and player as one of the original players in our modern day street hockey adventures in hockey town. A true pioneer on how to continue being productive on the stat sheet despite lack of interest, skill, and effort.
7. Brett- Barely qualifies for the minimum games played, but if you combine his stats from Saugus and Acton this year he's a top 5 player. I actually didn't really check the math on that, starting to think it's not true because he was demoted to defense in Acton, and those Russians are the ones cleaning up on that stat sheet.
6. Billy- Has less goals than Cindy this year, but he did lose a tooth, and plays slightly above average defense, and brings some guy with a beard every week. Good participation this year.
5. Andrew- Andrew, Elliot, Nathan, Austin, Cindy,
4. Johnny- Played good at goalie earlier this year. And continues to score while restricted to power walking out there. Still the king, nothings changed.
3. Jared- Jared is awesome and likeable and it's been really impressive seeing him take the high road when dangerous people like Borges, Griff, Nathan, Elliot, and many others have attacked him with dangerous play.
2. JB- Stats don't lie, and Borges is on track to become only the 3rd person to ever win a scoring title in Saugus. This could be a once in a lifetime opportunity, and if I were him I would put off any surgeries, vacations, and any other distractions that could interfere with this achievement.
1. Nick- So this is what Saugus has become, Nick is the best player out there?! C'mon people, the defensive defensemen can't be the best. He only has one move to go up the boards. Am I the only one who sees this!!!
There you have it, you are all terrible.























