Monday, January 6, 2014

Weekly Power Rankings

1-5-14

Guess Who’s Back

10 Brendon – Unlike BB, WPR loves a good lie every now and then. 

9 Austin – Remember when everyone used to run at hockey? Austin is trying to bring that style of hockey back to Saugus. I’m gonna give him 3 weeks till he’s as lazy as the rest. 

8 Does anyone really even want the 8th spot? Tell you what, whoever responds first and claims the 8th spot, I’ll write a nice little thought as to why you don’t deserve it. 

7 Johnny – A two handed slash that would have landed Griff an in person hearing with Brendan Shannahan. Otherwise a quiet night. People just weren’t getting him the ball. 

6 Borges – Don’t know why he’s ranked here. Going back to the 5 spots is probably more appropriate when 12 people play. 

5 Jared – Jared’s eye for talent, or lack thereof, was laughed at last week. This week he can hold his head high and add in an 80% winning percentage! That should hold him for a couple months of 25% weeks. 

4 Griff – Slow and along the ice. Gets him every time.

3 Brett – Owns Mike Melo. Kind of like how Jared owns Mike Kazes.

2 Nick – Did Nick play better than Brett? No way. But Nick out captained Johnny so it’s not even debatable why he’s second.

1 Mike D – Mike has a choice to make. Does he never show again and remain #1 till the end of time? Or next week does he show up, refuse to play defense, have an awful time and miss the rankings all together? Next week just got interesting.

 Honorable Mention: Rick – He’s got the middle of the net somewhat covered, sometimes. White team just couldn’t adjust.

9 comments:

Jared said...

Let's not forget Elliot's very exciting shootout victory in the finals against Borges yesterday.

Thanks to all who showed up early for the much anticipated event.

Billy the Kid said...

Did anyone tell Brendon that there was not another group behind us last night?

We got to play extra games and everybody cleaned up on the stat sheet. It was great!

John said...

I wish I could have done the shootout...I was too busy getting abused by Nick on the teams.

Reggie said...

I deserve the 8th spot on account of "MY HAMMY" (said in a frendon voice)
Injury lol

Brett said...

Yes reggie but there has been a well known and successful remedy for a pulled hammy. Its your fault for not buying enough hockey tape to treat it.

Billy the Kid said...

Its not that slow. Did you miss Brendon's rants on lying and opinions? You may have because he posted them on BB post.

Quality read there.

Brett said...

To bring the convo to this thread.

"Matt schumalleys game is much improved" (lie. Because it isn't.)

"I THINK matt schumalleys game has improved" (opinion. key word being think)

I don't know why your upset with us, matts the one who proved you a liar by being terrible.

Brett said...

Announcing that a rant is coming kinda makes it not special. And please keep it simple. Haven't started that remedial English course yet.

Jared said...

Would outside rink be better/dryer? Plus it will be warm out, the inside rink has been so slippery