Monday, March 17, 2014

WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

3-16-14

Well Deserved

10 Brendon – Add Analrapist to the things Brendon has in common with Tobias Funke. And if you don’t get the joke then you should start watching arrested development. Brendon finally gave Brett a taste of his own medicine after all these years of hugging other grown men while playing defense. Maybe now Brett will stop violating and humiliating the people he plays against. I think he’s learned a valuable lesson. And there’s no one better to have taught it than Brendon.

9 Jack – Standing straight up takes up more of the net than you’d think.

8 Tony – Poke.

7 Nick – We both know why you’re this low Nick. It can be our little secret. Otherwise your play was fantastic.

6 Reggie – Who needs to run when you can make gorgeous backhanded aerial passes on such a regular basis?

5 Ron – Gotta get the shot off quicker.

4 Mike W – Did MVW make Nick look good or was it the other way around?

3 Griff – The garbage man was in the neighborhood yesterday cleaning up the trash left in front of Jack. I wonder if he’s on the trade block? Might be able to sell high Borges….

2 Johnny – Stringing together a couple really good weeks this month. We won’t hold the lack of stats against him this week. But the 6 month grace period is running out.

1 Jared – The lack of faith in his team was despicable.

Honorable Mention: Elijah – I haven’t seen a talent like that since Bradley Dearden.

41 comments:

Jared said...

Wpr leaves off Brett and jb? Just careless if you ask me. Remember when Brendon wrote down his goal he scored when the lights when out.

Brett said...

I was awful. And jb picked a team that lost 100% of the games. WPR was right on this week.

Nick said...

WPR has great hearing

"i hear everything"

It was a well deserved punishment...did I have a shot at number 1?

Brett said...

I personally think you did

Brett said...

And yes jared I do remember that

JB said...

WPR is as respected as hockey8 is. I would never question those rankings. The info that's imputed into the database to get the top ten is beyond our understanding.
The only more advanced technology has to be frendons super computer where all stats go to die.

Nick said...

IDk...im starting to get skeptical about the weather next week.

Jared said...

Imagine playing street hockey in chilly weather?! We usually play when it's about 65 and sunny.

Nick said...

No one cares about the cold..is actually prefer it. I'm worried about ice and snow

JB said...

Forget the ice and snow. I'm worried about having a full roster.

Nick said...

Lol. U should have drafted wiser

Jared said...

Johnny post some stats!

Final tune up Sunday before Haverhill cup, let's group the team together. Maybe Johnny and My Team vs. Brett and JB's team.

Who can we get to fill in for Brian?

Nick said...

So basically last weeks teams except we get Ron and Elliot? Darin instead of jack too

Billy the Kid said...

Maybe if Eric played this Sunday then it would work.

Brett said...

Whose team would frendon be on?

Nick said...

brendon should play in brian's spot on sunday because, you know, that should have been his spot anyway because, you know, he plays with us every week.


Brett, you got your way Brendon isnt playing next week. You dont have to be so heartless.

Brett said...
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Brett said...

Cindy plays with us most weeks too. Add her to the roster. And strip jared of his win last year because scott, bobby and brian never play with us so they shouldn't have been allowed.

Nick said...

considering that the Haverhill cup is less than 2 weeks saying that its next week isnt a stretch. That lame attempt at a joke was a stretch though.

Brett, stop reflecting your spiteful decision to not invite Brendon with "well lets invite cindy then" because while we may joke they are the same, its not the case. Im fine with Brian playing. I like Brian. Its not about Brian. No problem there. He doesnt have to play every week (or at all) to play in the Haverhill Cup. I get that...the more the merrier yada yada.

All im saying is that its not right to not invite Brendon. In fact it was downright cruel. You didnt leave him out because of a numbers crunch or some lame excuse but you left him out just to leave him out.

But what's done is done...you win. Just stop kicking the kid while he is down

Nick said...

at the very at least I got you to delete that joke.

Brett said...

First off i deleted the comment for the reason of "next week" being debatable. Joke was still acceptable.

Nick whens the last time you invited frendon over your house? Never? Yet im cruel because I dont invite him to the haverhill cup for the same reason.

Not my fault that he assumed he was on the draft board, showed up to the draft and was sorely disappointed when no one picked him.

Brett said...

Im not kicking him if he doesnt even read the blog anymore. Even if he does, the blogs main purpose is to kick people while theyre down.

Nick said...

When was the last you invited Billy T or Mike D to your house? Never? Interesting. You should probably take away their invite.

I assure you frendon still reads the blog.

Brett said...

Mike has been to my house and I would invite billy but my bouse is too far away for most people so instead I put together a day of hockey close to him so we can enjoy it together.

I didnt invite frendon because I didnt want to but you seem to think he deserves it or that hes earned it. So tell me what hes done to deserve an invite.

Billy the Kid said...

Hey! Leave me out of this!

Brett, you get a lol for stating the purpose of this blog.

Nick said...

what did brian do to earn an invite? What did Elliot and Andrew do? What did I do?

blah,blah. Rationalize it all you want, not inviting frendon was personal and a pretty scummy thing to do. Why is that so hard to acknowledge?

Brett said...

Everyone else got an invite because they are relatively normal. And I already said I didnt invite him because I didnt want to. I invited people I dont mind spending time with. I guess that makes it personal?

I left steve the goalie out too. THAT was personal.

Jared said...

Wow

Nick said...

Was Frendon "more normal" when he played every other year?

I guess its my fault for not realizing that the Haverhill Cup was code for Brett Driscoll's Popularity Contest.

Whatever whats done is done. I just felt it was unfair to exclude Frendon just to exclude him.

Griff said...

I blame this on the King of the Condo. What he says goes. We all know that.


"Everytime..."

Brett said...

Hey everybody, your all invited to the haverhill cup. Its gonna have to be a 24 team tournament just so no ones feeling are hurt and well break it up over 4 weekends. Make sure elijah and austin and all of danno's people know they're invited. Nick I don't have jimmy connellys number so if you could contact him thatd be great. I hope the 29th works for everybody still.

Jared said...

Soooo, do we wanna discuss what happened last night?

Nick said...

Glad I complained about the whole frendon thing even though he is in anyway now

Billy the Kid said...

Who's team is Frendon on? Is he taking Brian's spot?

John said...

Apparently I missed a lot from yesterday morning.

I have to agree with Nick on this. While Brendon can be stubborn (and quite often insane) in a lot of his thinking, intentionally leaving him out was not very nice.

It doesn't matter now though since Brian bailed and blew everything up.

John said...

Billy, the teams were re-drafted last night. I am guessing Brett will be posting the new official teams.

Billy the Kid said...

Good to know. TY. Its fun knowing last.

John said...

Sorry Billy - I just found out around 10:00 last night.

Billy the Kid said...

Its OK. Not your fault. When do we find out about the new teams?

Mike D said...

One of the 4 captains gonna post the new teams?

John said...

I will let the other captains make their own announcements, but I ended up with the third pick in the redraft. My new team is:

John
Ron
Billy
Andrew
Tony