Friday, May 29, 2015

WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS

Ottawa 2015
















#8 Iggy

Here at the offices of W.P.R. we care about one thing and one thing only. Hockey performance. Jonathan's after hour antics will go down in history as some of the funniest things to ever happen on a hockey trip. The conversations all weekend flowed through Iggy and he wasn't even in the anchor seat half the time. Just when everyone was about done making fun of Jared, Iggy would get the ball rolling again and keep the night alive. He was even able to extend the trip via group texts with the high level of humor in his jokes. But when it came to contributing to the hockey part of this trip, Iggy fell short. not that anyone is blaming you. I can't believe you video taped at all. But the fact remains that he's no Brett with the video camera. And he was dreadful with the phone camera. Catching all the games on Saturday and filling up half the memory card with clips of pointless warmups with 1 hockey ball and Brett lip syncing to a Train song, left no room for the games on Sunday which were dramatic and heroic in fashion. Having said all that, B.G.T. and Luke will always hold a special place in our hearts.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

If this is solely based on hockey then I have nothing to say, it is what it is! But as far as jokes to live on in history (BGT, Helloooo) I take full credit for those and in the fun category have solidified my spot on this team for years to come.

Brett said...

WPR missed the while point of the trip. Hockey is an appetizer, not the main course. You're number 1 in my book iggy.

Jared said...

I hope Brett's failure to provide closure to the trip is recognized by wpr

Unknown said...

Thanks Brett...I am sure many people will come to my defense on this one!! Ummmm anyone...helloooooo

Brett said...

It's not. For Wpr, the trip ended as soon as that last whistle blew.

Nick said...

What was the train song?

Hey soul sister sucks And is unacceptable. That's a sell out song if I ever heard one. Drops of Jupiter or calling all angels? Those are classics

Griff said...

That is quite the shocking start to WPR. Who is his next victim... Rumor is recap tonight. I would hope I didn't receive false information.

Jared said...

Nick is daring wpr to put him 7th with the lack of recaps. Griff your sources are terrible

Unknown said...

And to think I was number #8 and I provided way much more...

Nick said...

yeah I know I'm terrible.

Jared, wpr, last whistle, yada yada..