Big Board

The alliance took their talents to the softball field in hopes there's a chance we can be halfway decent at something.  We are not.

Here are the year end rankings, on we go!

15. Adam Leonard - Feels like a distant memory, but yes he did in fact play.  Got hurt immediately and was otherwise a complete waste of time

14. Johnny Riley- Hey he got on the rankings, thanks for subbing in.  I can't imagine you made a huge impact either way but who knows?

13. S Diego - Was supposed to be our ringer, I can' t remember if he played 1 game or 7 but his ability to play short stop with a child's size glove was poor.  Just one home run would've vaulted him into the top 10.

12. Tommy B - Playing second cut off got old quickly.  Had a lot of restrictions on where everyone was allowed to throw the ball.  Throwing it home is fun, leave us alone.

11.  Scott - I can't in good conscience put Scott in the top 10.  Fantastic regular season.  His playoff performance was, confusing/disturbing.  Worse of all, he refused to get off when a pinch runner was called for him, after all Griff has done for us.

10. Zack - Zack is a really good golfer

9. Canales - He didn't even know we were in the finals and who drives an hour just to try to walk every at bat?  Why is he even this high?  Ugh

8. Iggy - Participation was way down this year.  Never attempted to catch a ball at catcher, chose instead to let each pitch smash the ump in the shin.

7. Brett - Lost interest and no-showed a playoff game.  Then made a worse decision by staying for the finals.  Should've just went out on a high note after that walk off hit.

6. Nick - Remember that night a couple years ago Nick hit like 50 home runs and everybody thought he was the coolest?  You'll always have that night Nick, cherish it.

5. Vinny - Vinny made the top 5 people...Vinny.  He was a pitcher and got pinch ran for a lot.  I don't know what else to say.

4. Borges - Made the dreaded last out, also as i'm typing this the memory of you coming in to pitch and walking 15 straight batters is coming back.  Had a nice excuse ready for when everyone in the infield made an error on virtually every ball hit at them. 

3 - Jared - I don't know how the outfield made all those catches but props to them.  Led the team in pickles and was overall a bad influence in the clubhouse.

2 - Petzold - Has his priorities straight and knows it's always Alliance first, family 2nd.  I could criticize him for dropping a fly ball but it wasn't his glove and big board loves excuses.

1 - Griff - Dealt with a horrible group of below average athletes and his own weekly chest pains to will the alliance to the finals, in the lower division.