Ever have one of those nights when the ball just isn't bouncing your way? Hopping over the stick? Not getting enough on that pass? Hitting the post on every shot?
Yep. That was us. Just couldn't find the handle on so many great opportunities. We definitely has chances, but just couldn't cash in.
Felt like we doubled up the white team on SOG. Maybe that's just me. Hate to see what our shooting percentage would have been.
It's best not to think about it...
DATE: 11/05/17
| rank | Player | Goals | Assists | Points | Games | Wins | GW | GWA | Team Goals | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Brett | 2 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 2 | Jared | 2 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 3 | JB | 6 | 1 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 4 | Andrew | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 5 | Elliott | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 6 | John R | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 12 |
| 7 | Logan D | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 8 | Mike M | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 9 |
| 9 | Billy | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 10 | Brendon | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Nick | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 12 | Ignads | 0 | 6985 | 6985 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Chris N | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 14 | Griff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| 15 | Mike D | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 16 | Scott D | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 12 |
| 17 | Teddy N | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 9 |
| rank | Goalie | Games | Wins | Win % | GA | GAA | Shutouts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Steve F | 3 | 2 | 66.67% | 9 | 3.00 | 0 |
| 2 | Dave | 3 | 1 | 33.33% | 12 | 4.00 | 0 |
25 comments:
At the end of the night, Scott guessed at my age and said he thought maybe 34. So at least there was one thing that made me happy.
I dunno, with the no-hair-thing, people tend to guess either 5 more years or 5 fewer years on my age. Can't figure it out.
Sometimes I get carded by a clerk who doubts I'm 21. Sometimes I get asked if I have a senior-citizen discount card.
I'm either too young to grow a beard or I'm a bald old man. There's no in-between...
Last night I went to Sunoco to gas up and walked into the store. The cashier asked me how I managed to keep my head so clean-shaven...she thought maybe it was Jaywax.
What is that, anyway? I thought that was for your car?...
Anyway, I told her 'No, it got burned off in a chemical explosion at the Nuclear Plant and now it only grows inward towards my organs' and then left.
Should have seen the look on that old Indian lady's face. Priceless. I gas up there all the time. Next time I'll give her a different story....at least she had her entertainment for the night.
Side Note: more children means more money but less playing time...I'm torn...
Yup it happened just like I said it would... Frendon turned my 2 assists into 1 and somehow he got the assist that was mine. I guess when you clearly hit the ball from under Griff’s foot and Andrew shoots it in and you write it down as iggy under assist and then Frendon changes it to him you just have to live with it...
I’m like Nostradamus, i predicted this!!!
Frendon is so desperate.
Iggy, I assume you are talking about the "assist" you scribbled out after Jared called it in and they wrote it down wrong??
I posted what was called, not what you "corrected it to be."
So, my 2 cents is that I was the last one to touch it before Andrew scored. Iggy, maybe you missed it, but that's ok.
Iggy, you definitely earned it on that play -- I saw you increase your pace from a brisk walk to a mild jog. So that's gotta be worth one point alone for the pure effort you exerted.
You should be proud of that vulture, er, I mean, well-earned assist. I'll give it to you. In fact, I'll give you all the assists you want, nay -- all the assist you can handle.
Stats have been updated to reflect everything that Iggy deserves.
FWIW, Jared (not me) was the one who called that one in from the bench as I was getting off the ice and he was getting back on. He called out very clearly 'Andrew from Brendon' as he looked right at me, and whoever recorded it on the bench wrote down 'Iggy from Elliott' so that clearly no one was paying attention on the bench from the start.
Also, someone else (not I) was the first person to correct it on the stat sheet, and then you kept "correcting" it yourself to include yourself as the assist-master. So I guess you deserve it for pure effort, not on the ice, but on the bench. Must have been a strain on your wrist to keep that up for so long....
Also, it should be noted that it's not me you have to convince -- it's Johnny.
So first, make sure he gets your assist, and secondly, and most importantly, hope that he doesn't accidentally lose two years worth of data because he stored it in a 5.25-inch floppy disk which was left out in the sun while covered in bleach for some reason.
ALL THESE STATS ARE GOING NOWHERE ANYWAY.
Frendon hates waiting for a response
I type fast :)
I can also predict things, too. Like Iggy's complaints.
I'll let frendon steal an assist from iggy every week as long as he updates the database every week
Frendon, I love you question my movement!! You float down the court like someone with cerebral palsy. Every week I feel like we should all let you slowly move down the court with us cheering for you and let you score like it’s a high school hockey game and it the last chance for the special child to play. I think that, then I realize that when you completely miss the net it could completely destroy you fragile pshyche so I don’t suggest it... you’re welcome..
Oh and thanks for the points.. well deserved on my part ha ha
That's an insult to people with cerebral palsy. ;-)
Obscure reference: Farfel! Pre-pre-prediction: You'll be back within a week!
And I can hit the net. It just takes two or three tries. Sometime 50, like last week.
It's all good.
Does anyone else feel like dark outshot white team 2 to 1?
If that is in fact true. Wouldn't that mean Steve played twice as good as Dave?
Frendon probably thinks they're roughly the same judging by the stats
Best line ever: "Felt like we doubled up the white team on SOG. Maybe that's just me. Hate to see what our shooting percentage would have been."
Our shooting percentage was about 50%
Only true win for the white team this week was that Billy didn't score. I know that eats him up inside.
And stop messing with my head Brett. Shooting at someone's five-hole FIFTEEN times in a row is just rude.
We couldn’t even get a shot on goal, that was our problem.
"Our shooting percentage was about 50%" Is that a FACT? Seemed lower to me. Not going by stats -- just overall feel.
Maybe we need to keep track of a new stat (oh, lord).
And while we're on the topic, let me be the first to suggest we keep track of +/- and then work our way up to CORSI.
The way I see it, there will be one more reason to have meaningless arguments all week long.
Oh it's absolute fact. I had so much extra time and energy when I wasn't getting worked to death that I counted all shots on goal.
We had the ball in the offensive zone for about three minutes collectively in a two hour night. Also fact.
These are really great facts. Too bad we don't have any video to do some fact-checking :)
Brett, let's get the drone in there next time...
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