What happened?
White team was rolling in the first game. Felt too easy. Maybe we just took the foot off the gas and got complacent. Can't do that. The momentum changed about midway through the second game, right after "the incident" took place.
I heard some people say that Billy swung his stick wildly at Lee and just cold-cocked him for no reason. I didn't see it -- I was on the bench for a half-hour, give or take, but I heard the thud from there.
Maybe that's why Jared was asking for a trade to get Billy. He is a weapon. I don't believe the rumors, though. Billy is innocent. He wasn't even near Lee.
It's also possible that I just made that whole thing up to sensationalize it (for people to read this) who weren't there. See how easy that is?
Facts get distorted so greatly, so easily. That's why you should never believe anything you read on this site. Billy hit Lee? "False!" (As Dwight Schrute would say.)
Home of the Lies. That's what we should call it. I sense more lies on its way from WPR this week. What fun! Here's some more lies (or are they?) for your enjoyment:
DATE: 01/06/19
| rank | Player | Goals | Assists | Points | Games | Wins | GW | GWA | Team Goals | GA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jared | 8 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 2 | MVW | 3 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 11 |
| 3 | Mike M | 1 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| 4 | Brendon | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 5 | Brett | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 6 | John R | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 7 | Jason H | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 8 | Ignads | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 9 | Mike D | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 10 | Nick | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 11 | Chris Y | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 12 | Lee S | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| 13 | Billy T | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 11 |
| rank | Goalie | Games | Wins | Win % | GA | GAA | Shutouts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jack | 3 | 2 | 66.67% | 11 | 3.67 | 0 |
| 2 | Dave | 3 | 1 | 33.33% | 11 | 3.67 | 0 |
Fun fact: Jared had FIVE straight goals in the third game. Our defensive strategy needs to be revisited...
12 comments:
Can’t believe I only had 1 assist. I mean I know I had more but the stat sheet doesn’t lie. I guess me and Jared just don’t have any chemistry.
Looking at the Stat sheet you assisted Mike M the first goal you guys had in the second game.
The first game you scored and Jared assisted. Then in the second game after the first goal, it was Jared(jason), Brett(Jared), Brett(Mike m), Jared(Mike M).
Third game was Jared(Mike m), Jared(Jason), Jared(u), Jared(mike m), Jared(mike m).
But these are all lies anyway, so we're splitting hairs here. But looks like the father-son duo finally got some chemistry going...
I wonder is Mike M stole some of Brett’s assists? Hmmm. I’m going to blame him. And the bench. For naively believing whatever is told for them to write down...Or maybe Brett really didn’t have any more assists and he’s just being cry-baby Brett? Hmmm. What is the truth and what is a lie? Who knows..
Game 1 goal was Jared from me. There’s your discrepancy.
Blame it on the bench!
Updated.
It’s a real shame the WPR doesn’t show on a week where lee and chris young both make their triumphant return
Shame. That makes three weeks in a row WPR is missing. Some say WPR picks and chooses when to report based on whether he liked the week or not. I guess he didn’t like these past three weeks for some reason...
I thought WPR would have plenty to say about Billy's attempted murder on Lee
WPR has his own set of lies...he doesn’t speculate on other people’s lies...
Big Board doesn't lie. He's wildly delusional, but no lies...
Is it too early for Haverhill Cup Power Rankings?
It's never too early for that...but we haven't seen BigBoard in a while......
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